blitz supra Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Well I packed off the missus and the 13 yr old Lad to Spain yesterday morning for the week ... I feel like that Macualy Caulkin kid in the movie Home alone.. I've been eating crap ... doing what i want..... when i want .. Playing music far to loud ............. yahooooooooo :nana: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 You'll know what to do when the burglars come round then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 You didn't fancy a vist to the in laws then Andy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz supra Posted October 24, 2006 Author Share Posted October 24, 2006 You'll know what to do when the burglars come round then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz supra Posted October 24, 2006 Author Share Posted October 24, 2006 You didn't fancy a vist to the in laws then Andy ERRRRRRRRR .. Tough one that... Nope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Ooh, you lucky, lucky son of a ...... Very jealous. Have fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 When's the party??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 What time do you want us round?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Are you going to go for "the wall"? 7 in a day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Are you going to go for "the wall"? 7 in a day? huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Well, what's the first thing a bloke does when he's left alone with no chance of interruption? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 enjoy but be careful....you will adjust very quickly, when they come back they will be messing up your fun lol! then adjustment kicks in again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Well, what's the first thing a bloke does when he's left alone with no chance of interruption? goes for "The Wall"...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 goes for "The Wall"...? I think he's refering to this : without the guitar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I think he's refering to this : without the guitar I just liked the expression.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Apparently it's impossible. It's like the Everest of onanism. You'd have to be about 16 years old to even try for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Apparently it's impossible. It's like the Everest of onanism. You'd have to be about 16 years old to even try for it. Like folding a bit of paper more than 6 times? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Yes, but you wouldn't get a disciplinary for doing that in the office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Why would you want to 7 times? I mean surely there are better things to do with the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Well, what's the first thing a bloke does when he's left alone with no chance of interruption? I like to run around but naked. Just because i can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 goes for "The Wall"...? While we are on the subject. And a funny one it is. I got caught 2 months ago by the missis and her mum. it was so bad i went home to my mums for 2 days, just couldn't stand the embarrassment. [/OOPS]. They had both walked in on me whilst i had a porn on and tisue draped over the chair arm and not to mention my ding dong in my hand.[OOPS] /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_oops.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz supra Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 While we are on the subject. And a funny one it is. I got caught 2 months ago by the missis and her mum. it was so bad i went home to my mums for 2 days, just couldn't stand the embarrassment. [/OOPS]. They had both walked in on me whilst i had a porn on and tisue draped over the chair arm and not to mention my ding dong in my hand.[OOPS] /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_oops.gif BLOODY HELL... And not one of them offered to help out!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz supra Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 Day 3 Must admit it is getting hard.. No one to change the TV channels for me No one to make the bed:search: No one to cook and wash up No one to run me a bath and clean it afterwards. But ahhhhhhhhh... its bloody worth it The peace.................... No nagging......... Don't get me wrong... I'm not sexist I just think every household should have one......... :rlol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz supra Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 Why would you want to 7 times? I mean surely there are better things to do with the day. Trust me Its a bloke thing......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ads Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Apparently it's impossible. It's like the Everest of onanism. You'd have to be about 16 years old to even try for it. Depends on the time scale, half an hour? unlikely 12 hours? i'll let you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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