found this

on tumbleweed.its a long longer but it wont fit.

You know your a supra owner when...

1.) When a girl asks if you are single and you pop your hood.

2.) You have started to only race crotch rockets because they are the only competition.

3.) People always ask why you would want to upgrade to a single turbo when they came with two.

4.) When someone asks you to sell your car for the blue book you just laugh at their stupidity

5.) You drive around in the winter/cold with the targa top off.

6.) Every other car on the road that's not a MKIV is a piece of shit ( even if it has 1000hp )

7.) A Civic that run's 10's is still a piece of shit.

8.) When you no longer snore, but make boost and blow-off-valve noises in your sleep.

9.) You care more about the car then school/work

10.) Your car “only” makes 500hp+ on “low boost” and pump gas.

11.) You’re the only one at the track running 10’s and/or 130MPH on street tires.

12.) You drive your car 3 out of 12 months a year.

13.) You walk to work/school in the cold convincing yourself that you've got a sweet car, meanwhile the Supra is nice and toasty in the garage...

14.) You hunt down other Supra owners even when you are in your beater and wave only to get a puzzled face

15.) You go through tires almost as fast as gas

16.) You source unknown expensive parts from japan to add 2 hp

17.) You love it more than you could think of loving any woman

18.) You're sick of the fast and the furious

19.) Off a roll is the prefered type of race

20.) You have mkivsupra.net as the default page in your web browser

21.) Parts catalogs with items circled mysteriously appear on your S.O.' coffee table before Christmas

22.) You have a brand new set of tires, but you keep looking at the tire ads, anyway

23.) You can quote all of your cars specs, but can't remember your anniversary.

24.) You take the long way everywhere and still get there first.

25.) You can recognize another Supra from ten miles away

26.) You talk about your car like it was made by God

27.) When you are depressed, you go to mkivsupra.net for advice

28.) People talk shit about you or your car online because they know they would have their ass handed to them in person!

29.) There are always 25 free parking stalls between your parked car and the store you're going to.

30.) When you refuse to park in the dorm parking so you rent out a garage two miles away and bike there whenever you need it

31.) You refuse to get a beater because a fmic sounds more appealing.

32.) The only cat you have is the one on your dick

33.) When you spend 90 hous within a week and a half looking for a 1/2 psi boost leak

34.) Everytime you hear an odd sound on the highway, you pull over no matter what the traffic is looking like

35.) When you're in your beater (4cyl camry) and see a 10 second civic, you still look at him like you can take him on.

36.) You are in your beater and give a ricer the finger

37.) You have $10K in mods, but the stock stereo system

38.) Curt Aigner begins to know you by voice recognition

39.) Little kids annoy the shit out of you and ask for rides

40.) Those same kids tell everyone youre their brother

41.) You look at your boost gauge more than your spedometer

42.) You start to lay out a 3 page plan on what your future mods are for your supra

43.) The local carwash starts to know you by first name and gives you discounts

44.) Ebay loves you

45.) You know you are a supra owner when you time slip trap at 130+ but you 60ft. in 3 seconds.

46.) Only civics try to race you on the road...everyone else has more sense than that

47.) You spent more for your 9 year old car than your neighbor that just bought a brand new one

48.) Snow no longer means you can go skiing in your eyes...it now means "How the fcuk am i gonna get home?"

49.) It's 15 degrees outside, and you're heating water to wash the car.

50.) As you're washing the car in number 49, you take your jacket off so it won't scratch the paint.

51.) A cop offers to trade you a PBA card for a ride in the car

52.) You get annoyed when people go "too slow" on off-ramps, look down at your speedometer, and realize you're doing 100.

53.) Its not a matter of if you're ever gonna get a ticket, its more of a matter of when it's gonna happen.

54.) Speed limit signs are the work of satan, and thus you refuse to obey them.

55.) Your girlfriend realizes when you're talking to her on the phone and reading SF at the same time

56.) Your girlfriend one day tells you "You know I think the car's better looking than you are," and you just nod, smile, and say "Yes it is."

57.) ...you no longer have a girlfriend

58.) Number 57 doenst bother you, cause your car likes it harder and faster anyway

59.) you take offense to the fact that someone has the balls to say "you talk about your car like it was made by God," as if they actually knew otherwise

60.) When you hear the term “pump gas” you think of $4+ a gallon an 100+ octane

61.) You make more power with one liter than most cars do total

62.) When you hear the words “ Fast and Furious” you cringe

63.) Your dad doesn't care about the GPA cause he wants a ride in the car

64.) Your roomate and his Camaro loving friends finally shut up about kicking import's asses

65.) You get your roomate's girlfriend cause she likes your car better

66.) You get dumped by your roomate's girlfriend but don't care cause you found a Hawian Tropic's model and a set of hot twins that love your car as well

67.) You lose touch with a lot of friends because most of your discussions before were about whos car was better and now its obvious who was right

68.) You know you love supras too much when you see all the supras parked by the street during TX2k2 and rush there to see it, almost crashing your friends car, who's keys you ripped out of his hands to skip lunch to come watch tx2k2.

69.) You know you're supra crazy when you get an empty feeling inside when you can't visit the forum at least once a day or when the board is down for maintanance.

70.) You pull up to a gas station and ask if they have racing fuel and the attendant says "yeah but it's $4.50/gal, are you sure you want it?" and you say "Oh sweet, filler up."

71.) you're talking all excitedly about your car and racing and some people overhear and ask what kind of car you have and when you tell them they make a face like "why the hell is he all excited about a mid 80's toyota?" but then when they see your car they can't believe it's a Toyota because they've never seen an Supra before

72.) you have your own special "supra towel" that is 100% virgin cotton that has never been in contact with fabric softener and is the only towel that is allowed to touch your paint.

73.) you have your own special super soft wash mit that you keep in a bag in your trunk so when you're at somebody else's house and they ask if you want to wash your car you say "sure, but your wash mit has chunks in it so I'm going to use my own."

74.) you get out of your car at the Chevron station and start taking pictures of it under the florescent lights while everybody stares at you like you're an egotistical moron and your wife is in the car trying to hide from everybody.

75.) your x-mas list consists of cheap stuff like Lexol and motor oil because the stuff you really want nobody else can afford to buy for you (ie. fmic, t78, trd wing..."

76.) you pass by people on the freeway and smile because you're imagining what your car looks like in their eyes and the image pleases you

77.) You have a bag of Zaino products behind your driver seat to get rid of any swirlage that catches your eyes no matter where you're at.

78.) you go to a restaurant you park in a spot that can be seen from a window, as long as the spot won't risk you getting door dings, and then request to be seated at the table/booth by that window

79.) you go visit friends and family and let your wife do the talking while you stand and stare at your car out the livingroom window

80.) you have another car that costs less than a GReddy 3 row that you drive when it rains

81.) you always think of what mods you could buy if you sold that POS

82.) every roll of film your wife develops always has at least a couple pictures of your car from the same angles as all the other rolls of film, but in different locations and/or under different lighting

83.) you'd rather live in an apartment and have a nice modded Supra rather than buy a house and drive a cheaper car, or stock supra

84.) you spot a crowd of ricers and pull in and pretend you're interested in their cars when really you're just there to show yours off and check out their ladies

85.) you're cruising along on the freeway and you see cars in your mirrors zooming up beside you but then you lose site of them because they don't pass you. Instead they're chilling in your blind spot, drooling over your car, and you get annoyed so you pretend like you don't know they are there so you turn on your blinker and pretend you're going to hit them

86.) the people next to you on the plane didn't hear you correctly and think you're flying to texas to buy a subaru because they're hard to come by where you're from

87.) people crap their pants when you tell them how much boost you run daily

88.) people think you're talking about your pet when you're talking about your Dawg

89.) you go browse the for sale section before a movie or tv show, during commercial breaks, and after the movie or tv show has ended, because you never know when that killer bargain will pop up

90.) When you're watching 25 auctions on ebay and 10 of them are Supras that have already sold, 1 is a skyline you wish you could have, and the other 14 are performance parts that you wish you could have for your car

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but

sorry mate thats an infraction