Aerotop Dave Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Now all we need are some rules. I was thinking of 'good acts' and 'temptations'. What can we come up with? Good Acts 1) Thou shall not run Supra with standard exhaust 2) Thou shall respect Chris Wilson as an ArchDeacon of our Church 3) As you buy other's unwanted bits via the For Sale forum, so shall you sell on your garage clearouts too Temptations 1) The Devil takes many forms - beware his trickery via the wood panelled dash 2) Ye blow-off valve - ponder thy parpy sound and if it maketh thee too pratish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 No idea - but very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Amen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 LMAO! So,... is Sunday the offical "forum" day. Before you go to bed you need to pray: Our Supra, who art in the garage, hallowed be thy car. Thy Kingdom come, MODS will be done, on earth as it is in Toyota Give us this day our daily fuel. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into police stations, but deliver us from the law. For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. for ever and ever. Our SUPRA Our Father in Japan, hallowed be your name. Your Kingdom come, your will be done, in England as in Japan Give us today our daily fuel. Forgive us our sins, as we forgive those who sin against us. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the law. For the kingdom, the power and the glory are yours. Now and for ever. Supra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 If we get enough people doing it it can be made a proper religion!! I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 LMAO! So,... is Sunday the offical "forum" day. Before you go to bed you need to pray: Our Supra, who art in the garage, hallowed be thy car. Thy Kingdom come, MODS will be done, on earth as it is in Toyota Give us this day our daily fuel. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into police stations, but deliver us from the law. For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. for ever and ever. Our SUPRA Our Father in Japan, hallowed be your name. Your Kingdom come, your will be done, in England as in Japan Give us today our daily fuel. Forgive us our sins, as we forgive those who sin against us. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the law. For the kingdom, the power and the glory are yours. Now and for ever. Supra Mates thats brilliant. Do you think we should all gather round on sunday and say our prayers before the day begins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 slightly modified: Our Supra, who art in the garage, hallowed be thy car. Thy Kingdom come, decat will be done, on earth as it is in Toyota Give us this day our daily fuel. And forgive us our races, as we forgive those who race against us. And lead us not into police stations, but deliver us from the law. For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. for ever and ever. Our SUPRA Our Father in Japan, hallowed be your name. Your boost will come, you will be done, in England as in Japan Give us today our race fuel. Forgive us our spins, as we forgive those who spin against us. Lead us not into detonation, but deliver us from the law. For the kingdom, the power and the torque are yours. Now and for ever. Supra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 The 10 Commandments. 1. Though shalt not covert thy neighbours BMW 2. Thou shalt not take the Supra's name in vain 3. Thou shalt notice when thy audience is looking at thy car. 4. Thou shalt not use a cop-out such as "I'm only using 1.0 bar" when backed into a corner by thine own poor driving. 5. Thou shalt use thine own imagination, and not just quote from Jap Performance all the time. 6.Thou shalt not tell Skylinists that their car is a taxi, they will learn come redemption day. 7. Thou shalt not get upset by jokes about thy Supra. The car is big enough and old enough to looketh after itself. 8. Thou shalt not define how thy Supra worketh. Others canst not know. 9. Thou shalt not state that the MKiv is consistent and hath no contradictions. Thou wouldst be a fool to doeth so. MKv may return one day in the second coming. 10. Thou shalt not say Grace without also thanking the tuners, polishers, painters, bodyshops and shopkeepers that actually did the work required to get your Supra looking that good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 ROFLMFAO! That made my day. Bring on the wine! Can we have hard-charging driving-inspired rock and roll in our church as hymns? Now, who will be charged with writing the bible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 I'm touched Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Very funny guys Should be UK rather than England though, in respect for our foreign cousins over the border. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lust2luv Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 LMAO at this thread! (especially Temptation 1!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 It makes more sense than the 'real' thing IMHO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 slightly modified: Our Supra, who art in the garage, hallowed be thy car. Thy Kingdom come, decat will be done, on earth as it is in Toyota Give us this day our daily fuel. And forgive us our races, as we forgive those who race against us. And lead us not into police stations, but deliver us from the law. For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. for ever and ever. Our SUPRA Our Father in Japan, hallowed be your name. Your boost will come, you will be done, in England as in Japan Give us today our race fuel. Forgive us our spins, as we forgive those who spin against us. Lead us not into detonation, but deliver us from the law. For the kingdom, the power and the torque are yours. Now and for ever. Supra LMAO! Thats better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Love it Gaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 LMAO! Thats better yeah, it's BPU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
attilauk Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 ROFLMAO this is brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornimac Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Excellent stuff guys. So like all creative types, did you lot wake up in the middle of the night with a revelation and get out your dictaphone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale B Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Now all we need are some rules. I was thinking of 'good acts' and 'temptations'. What can we come up with? Good Acts 1) Thou shall not run Supra with standard exhaust 2) Thou shall respect Chris Wilson as an ArchDeacon of our Church 3) As you buy other's unwanted bits via the For Sale forum, so shall you sell on your garage clearouts too Temptations 1) The Devil takes many forms - beware his trickery via the wood panelled dash 2) Ye blow-off valve - ponder thy parpy sound and if it maketh thee too pratish. 3. Thou SHALL covert thy neighbours Surpa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faye Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Temptations 1) The Devil takes many forms - beware his trickery via the wood panelled dash Forgive me, for I have sinned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Forgive me, for I have sinned My sister, I will grant thee forgiveness with thy new dash panels. Once the sinners amongst us repent their ways and offer themselves to thy goodness of the group buy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 I certainly hope we will adopt certain mormon principles such as being allowed more than one supra in our life... Gav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 This is absolutely wicked! Good one guys! Good way to start a Friday readig this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 I vote that we start a 'Cult' rather than a 'Religion' they have much more fun Well until they decide to commit group ritual suicide, which would suck a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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