Bill Prawn Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 Next time a woman asks for sex, try to oblige or you might end up like the guy in this story. Ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soonto_HAS_soop Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 OMFG!! Ouch, double ouch and fucking treble ouch!! And she tried to hide it in her mouth?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 And she tried to hide it in her mouth?? What the feck was she on?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagman Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 the atkins diet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 I'd expect that type of treatment if I'd asked her, not the other bloody way round! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 the atkins diet? Quite possibly, as it must have been full of protein with hardly any carbs eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 She must of been working out:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 Nuts to that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 Well at least he can say "I'd give my left testicle to shag her" and REALLY mean it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bens747 Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 Geoffrey has only got one ball the other is in the .... well you know the rest but still not at all funny ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonB Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours." Can you imagine that! "Anyone know who this belongs to, oh, Geoffrey there you are, I think that's yours!". "Oh cheers, wondered what I'd done with that, anyone got a needle and some thread!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J4CK50N Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 Very bad seduction technique!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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