Will I die?

I found a Muller Crunch Corner (Strawberry Shortcake - yum) in the fridge this morning, I think we got it from the Tesco whoops section (our stolen Asda terminology for the 'reduced' section).

It says Best Before 09 April - I assume it's this year but who knows!

What d'ya reckon?

What d'ya reckon?

Fingers crossed but I suspect we'll be disappointed.

Go for it, it will be good for you. Too much of a nanny state. Eat dirt, eat out of date food, get closer to the sneezing wheezebag on the bus.

It'll only toughen you up and set your immune system up properly

Well it's too late now, I'm going in!

It still tastes good so I'm happy for now.

its when your guts fall out your arse 3 hours later that you want to be worried about! ha!

Doesnt 09 April really mean April 2009 and not the 9th of April:D

i guess its like mistaking your nan for you mum when your a baby and end up with a mouthfull of cheese instead of milk..... maybe?

its when your guts fall out your arse 3 hours later that you want to be worried about! ha!

Ahh but if you ate dirt and out of date stuff as a kid, that wouldn't happen as an adult.

I have guts of rot iron. I can eat curry till it comes out my ears and I never have the after effects (flag of Japan) that my mates all speak of.

Watch this space, I bet I die of food poisoning. That would just be the irony that is my life.

i guess its like mistaking your nan for you mum when your a baby and end up with a mouthfull of cheese instead of milk..... maybe?

Revolting! Bitty comes to mind.

I think he'll die another day.

ha ha flag of japan

Ahh but if you ate dirt and out of date stuff as a kid, that wouldn't happen as an adult.

 

I have guts of rot iron. I can eat curry till it comes out my ears and I never have the after effects (flag of Japan) that my mates all speak of.

 

Watch this space, I bet I die of food poisoning. That would just be the irony that is my life.

Im the same as you can eat anything!

however I once had a serious session and the next morning all that was left in the fridge was some out of date milk! down that went, 5 mins later I was throwing up what can only be described as chunks of feta cheese!

its when your guts fall out your arse 3 hours later that you want to be worried about! ha!

That's all right: just think of it as an internal Spring Clean.

Has he died yet?

I decided to have a barbeque last weekend BUT the grill had been left all year without its rain cover on, so a nasty 4" deep puddle had accumulated over the past months with all kinds of little beasties living in side. The metal case had started to rust turning the water into a bright orange/yellow syrup. On top was a collection of leaf mulch and tree debris along with the occasional bird feather or dead spider. After a rather frustrated session with another more suitable cooking apparatus I placed my now ready hotdog on the old barbeque grill whilst opening a shandy but accidently nudged the lid causing the hotdog and bun to roll off into the sludgy soup below. Naturally the bun soaked up most of the water and the sausage bobbed about a bit until thoroughly coated in yellow gunk.

Not wishing to be defeated i fished out the rather soggy mess, placed it on the heater for a further 3 minutes and ate it. Yum

Didn't do me any harm and i'm still here.

Nope still here.

I've just looked through my other 3 "Will I Die?" threads, I think the turkey one from ages ago was probably a bit more risky than this - I need to up my game!

After all it was 'Best Before' and not even a 'Use By' date!

//edit:

A history of my survival:

http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=162768

http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=184335

http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=206233

Certain death.

Certain death.

the clocks ticking

Stop playing and get serious. Its time to try Casu Marzu. Ill let you search that one

Stop playing and get serious. Its time to try Casu Marzu. Ill let you search that one

Is that the maggot cheese? Sounds lovely.

Stop playing and get serious. Its time to try Casu Marzu. Ill let you search that one

I couldn't resist looking it up:

http://www.ilovecheese.co.uk/casu-marzu-worlds-dangerous-cheese.html

Once ingested, it’s possible for the Piophila casei larvae to pass through the human stomach without dying (sometimes stomach acids aren’t enough to kill them). In that case, the maggots may take up residency in the intestines for some time. They can cause serious lesions and bore through intestinal walls, resulting in abdominal pain, nausea, vomiting, and bloody diarrhoea.

So, who's for seconds?

You want to step the game up i think thats what you need.

Ahh this brings back memories of something that happened to me last year:

My bedroom is rather warm in the summer and really warm next to my computer, anyway, due to the increasing heat I found myself sweating whilst sat in my underwear on the computer, due to the fact that I was dehydrating at an alarming rate I felt I needed some refreshing cold liquid, so off to the fridge I went and found a nice cold carton of milk, I cracked the top open and felt myself instantly feeling cooler and more refreshed, so back to the hot room I went, but now I was armed with my ice cold milk to keep me refreshed, anyway after about 15 minuites I went to have another sip of my milk and after I took the first gulp I could tell something was wrong, the thing that struck me first was the fact that it felt warm, not the cool refreshment I had become accustomed to and the carton felt strange to my lips, then I felt what can only be described as 'lumps' similar in size to marbles, I knew at this point that something had gone terribly wrong, as I brought my head down from the 'gulping' position I saw the fresh carton of milk sat on my desk, then, all of sudden, the fear set in as I started to wonder what the hell I was drinking. With a look of dread on my face, my lips lost contact with this 'unknown' drink and my eyes focussed in to the opening of where my lips were just located only to see a mass of furry green mould, with some lumps and excess liquid still in my mouth I lauched it from my mouth and up the door, of which I saw a couple of greeny lumps actually stick to the door, I then threw the offending carton of milk with a great deal of disgust out the window, I then ran to the bathroom and went into a kind of teeth brushing frenzy to get this 'substance' out my mouth.

After brushing my teeth for about 15-20 mins, I tried to understand how this had happened and then it hit me, my computer is set up with three monitors, shortly after going to fetch the refreshing milk I had taken one of the HDMI Cables off one of my monitors to use on my blu ray player, after which I removed the monitor from the desk which left this offensive bottle of milk exposed from hiding, so as I played it back in my head, I came to the conclusion that this previous bottle of milk had sat hidden in a very warm area for 3months and managed to grow a mould army in those 3 months, of which I had managed to digest half of it.

But I'm still here, although with a bit more caution towards milk.

Ahh this brings back memories of something that happened to me last year:...

Oh. Can I now withdraw my previous offer to make love to you?

Ahh this brings back memories of something that happened to me last year:

 

My bedroom is rather warm in the summer and really warm next to my computer, anyway, due to the increasing heat I found myself sweating whilst sat in my underwear on the computer, due to the fact that I was dehydrating at an alarming rate I felt I needed some refreshing cold liquid, so off to the fridge I went and found a nice cold carton of milk, I cracked the top open and felt myself instantly feeling cooler and more refreshed, so back to the hot room I went, but now I was armed with my ice cold milk to keep me refreshed, anyway after about 15 minuites I went to have another sip of my milk and after I took the first gulp I could tell something was wrong, the thing that struck me first was the fact that it felt warm, not the cool refreshment I had become accustomed to and the carton felt strange to my lips, then I felt what can only be described as 'lumps' similar in size to marbles, I knew at this point that something had gone terribly wrong, as I brought my head down from the 'gulping' position I saw the fresh carton of milk sat on my desk, then, all of sudden, the fear set in as I started to wonder what the hell I was drinking. With a look of dread on my face, my lips lost contact with this 'unknown' drink and my eyes focussed in to the opening of where my lips were just located only to see a mass of furry green mould, with some lumps and excess liquid still in my mouth I lauched it from my mouth and up the door, of which I saw a couple of greeny lumps actually stick to the door, I then threw the offending carton of milk with a great deal of disgust out the window, I then ran to the bathroom and went into a kind of teeth brushing frenzy to get this 'substance' out my mouth.

 

After brushing my teeth for about 15-20 mins, I tried to understand how this had happened and then it hit me, my computer is set up with three monitors, shortly after going to fetch the refreshing milk I had taken one of the HDMI Cables off one of my monitors to use on my blu ray player, after which I removed the monitor from the desk which left this offensive bottle of milk exposed from hiding, so as I played it back in my head, I came to the conclusion that this previous bottle of milk had sat hidden in a very warm area for 3months and managed to grow a mould army in those 3 months, of which I had managed to digest half of it.

 

But I'm still here, although with a bit more caution towards milk.

I think the moral of that story is, TIDY YOUR ROOM!

EDIT: And you deserved to die for it!

You won't die, but you might get some culture