Lbm Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 I don't normally come on here talking about this kind of thing... I need your help. Don't want anyone else to know I'm at a police station, have been caught drink driving. Urine sample was positive, I've stolen the sample and tried to run off with it and been caught again! Now I'm being charged with taking the piss. What should I do? Posted via mobile device Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T2 MSW Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Phone 0800 MY CABS next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 You should be Nicked for a Joke like that. But since your a Mod, i think you should yourself for 30mins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T2 MSW Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 You should be Nicked for a Joke like that. But since your a Mod, i think you should yourself for 30mins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Yeah, I agree. A temporary self ban should help you think very carefully next time before you post CJ's jokes without prior approval! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 You should be Nicked for a Joke like that. But since your a Mod, i think you should yourself for 30mins. Yep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted February 22, 2010 Author Share Posted February 22, 2010 Yeah, I agree. A temporary self ban should help you think very carefully next time before you post CJ's jokes without prior approval! I was hoping he wouldn't notice me pinch his material. Well spotted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobD Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Comedy gold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexM Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Take the biscuit next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Worst joke ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted February 22, 2010 Author Share Posted February 22, 2010 You should be Nicked for a Joke like that. But since your a Mod, i think you should yourself for 30mins. I shall look into this. It may help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted February 22, 2010 Author Share Posted February 22, 2010 Worst joke ever. You're too kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 I've got to do a drugs test at work tomorrow - now they really are taking the piss. On the other hand, I've been doing a lot of revising, so I should be able to identify most of the drugs; I should pass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobrastang Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 I was fueling up the other day,it was windy and when I was putting the pump back some drops of petrol blew onto my shirt sleeve. I came out the garage and up onto the motorway,put the car into cruise and thought I'd have a ciggie.When I had finished I though I would throw it out the window to keep my ashtray clean. The wind blew it back in and it set my shirt sleeve on fire.......I was doing 80 and began to panic a little. On the spur of the moment I decided maybe if I stuck my arm out the window the wind would blow it out,it was starting to burn by now.Doing this just fanned the flames and it started to burn even more.....I speeded up 95 and on.... at 115 mph it blew out,and I put the window back up and began to slow back down to regular speed.That was when I noticed the blue light behind me and an angry traffic cop pointing to the hard shoulder.After he took my details and breathtested me,he asked me to explain myself....I told him the truth as to why I was driving so fast and showed him my burned shirt sleeve,hopeing he would understand. He said he wasnt interested and then charged me with driving without due care and attention and being in possesion of a firearm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 I don't normally come on here talking about this kind of thing... I need your help. Don't want anyone else to know I'm at a police station, have been caught drink driving. Urine sample was positive, I've stolen the sample and tried to run off with it and been caught again! Now I'm being charged with taking the piss. What should I do? snip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Reminds me of the time I got woken up by a noise out the back. Some some idiots unscrewing my gate. Wife wanted me to call the police but I was worried the guys might take a-fence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 please... dear god, no more!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 I've got to do a drugs test at work tomorrow - now they really are taking the piss. My new facebook status , I've got a few 'experimental' friends on there from the company so I wonder how many have a brown trouser moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty71 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 I was fueling up the other day,it was windy and when I was putting the pump back some drops of petrol blew onto my shirt sleeve. I came out the garage and up onto the motorway,put the car into cruise and thought I'd have a ciggie.When I had finished I though I would throw it out the window to keep my ashtray clean. The wind blew it back in and it set my shirt sleeve on fire.......I was doing 80 and began to panic a little. On the spur of the moment I decided maybe if I stuck my arm out the window the wind would blow it out,it was starting to burn by now.Doing this just fanned the flames and it started to burn even more.....I speeded up 95 and on.... at 115 mph it blew out,and I put the window back up and began to slow back down to regular speed.That was when I noticed the blue light behind me and an angry traffic cop pointing to the hard shoulder.After he took my details and breathtested me,he asked me to explain myself....I told him the truth as to why I was driving so fast and showed him my burned shirt sleeve,hopeing he would understand. He said he wasnt interested and then charged me with driving without due care and attention and being in possesion of a firearm... WTF lack full stop and paragraph alert..DANGER..reading that got me out of breath, Lbm should ban peeps for a day for posts like that, make my eyes go I had to look at it 4 times... or was it 1v...maybe Scotty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonkin Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 well it made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 WTF lack full stop and paragraph alert..DANGER..reading that got me out of breath, Lbm should ban peeps for a day for posts like that, make my eyes go I had to look at it 4 times... or was it 1v...maybe Scotty You thought that was bad? This is something that was posted recently; "L.E.D are by far the best tvs is your serious about gaming blu ray etc they are basically a lcd tv just instead of having some horrid backlights that fade with age and have poor response times they have rows of l.e.ds which can adjust to more colours and are more accurate for example with a plasma or lcd the backlight fades with time and they can never fully switch off so black on your screen looks grey i had this debate just after christmas whether to get a full hd plasma about 60inch or pay allot more and get a 50 inch l.e.d in the end i opted for the l.e.d and compared to my brothers 40 inch plasma which is full hd and about 2 months old the l.e.d is brighter sharper and has a much wider spectrum of colour". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 That made perfect sense to me! But then, I was mentally inserting the punctuation as I read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the collection basket is passed round. Since the chips come from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method of collecting the offerings. The churches send all their chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origins and cashed in. This is done by the chip monks! And with that, normal service is resumed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Can someone lock this now, please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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