VIL Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95. With HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, But if you bought £1000 worth of Tennants Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214. So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pabs Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 nice! I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3LL Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 lmfao!! thats mint! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Great financial advice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pabs Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 i shall be investing my money in the wisest choice from above tonight me thinks..... starting the moment I leave work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShamelessTT Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Hahaha nice!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 But if you bought £1000 worth of Tennants Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214. Can you show me your maths on that one please as I traded in 30kgs of alloy for £34 and I very much doubt even a 1000 empty cans weigh 200kg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 I'm going to take every Tuesday off and empty everyones recycling bins for them on that price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 I'm going to take every Tuesday off and empty everyones recycling bins for them on that price. Then take Wednesday and fly tip them on India Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 I did buy some Northern Rock shares lol- speculative gamble, o well lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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