Will I die.

What's gonna happen if I eat the Chicken Salad wrap from Tesco? It was use by 21st Sep.

Throw half in the bin, go back to Tesco with the receipt, tell them you only noticed after you'd eaten it - you now feel extremely unwell and are going to sue.

Where's the poll?

You'll have a full stomach and that sleepy afternoon feeling for the next 3 hours. If you really don't want it, I'm hungry still and also in Hampshire....

Eaten.

It wasn't very nice I have to say, lots of chewy bits, which may or may not have been lettuce!! I'm still here though.

Also, I've just realised my thick and chunky ridge crisps (cheese and onion flavour) are deflated, meaning there's a hole in the bag, this is a bad thing.

Worst lunch ever!!

Will I die?

Yes, yes you will.

OK so the crisps weren't too bad, probably got the puncture during the journey from home to work whilst in my bag.

Yes you'll die but the sad thing is that nobody will care or miss you.

I have just eaten 600g of potato salad.....not feeling to great now....

Oh yeah you will probably die.

Yes, yes you will.

indeed:(

it starts off with white "powdery" fingers that go numb and start turning black

indeed:(

 

it starts off with white "powdery" fingers that go numb and start turning black

You didn't see that program where the bloke ate stuff that was more and more out of date for a month and he didn't die. You will however at some point die its sort of inevitable.

last month i ate some pasta that i cooked and it didnt taste soo well. Then i looked at the packed to see if went off two weeks ago.

my mother fed my bro in law a cheesecake that she took out of the freezer that was 5 years out of date

Are you dead yet?

Did he die? Anyone know?

If he's dead can i have his Supra ?

If he's dead can i have his Supra ?

not if i get to it 1st

my mother fed my bro in law a cheesecake that she took out of the freezer that was 5 years out of date

Yuk!

Are you dead yet?

 

Did he die? Anyone know?

 

Nope, still here.

If he's dead can i have his Supra ?

not if i get to it 1st

You're both welcome to it, but you'd have to go and take it off PeteTT.

You can't have my Honda though.

IA year or so ago I was really hungry at home but had nothing in to eat apart from a microwavable chinese meal that was 3 days out of date. I thought to myself it won't do me any harm.

A couple of days later I was sick as fook! Lasted for about a week, and needed to go to the doctors for tests. Ends up I had contracted chompilobacter (I know thats not the right spelling) which is a dangerous form of food poisening which 1 in 1000 cases are fatal

I had to right down everything I had eaten for the past 3 weeks and every food outlet I had purchased food from. I lost about half a stone in weight!

So in conclusion never eat tesco ready meals that are past their sell by date.

So in conclusion never eat tesco ready meals that are past their sell by date.

Are Tesco ready meals the only ones to look out for, or are other supermarket products suitably infected once past their use by dates?!

Are Tesco ready meals the only ones to look out for, or are other supermarket products suitably infected once past their use by dates?!

Maybe a consumer test is in order. Who can get the most watery sh** from eating a gone off ready meal

Does anyone else feel let down?

I wanted to see actual acute illness with a thread title like that!

Does anyone else feel let down?

 

I wanted to see actual acute illness with a thread title like that!

I at least wanted some pictures of twisted limbs.

Does anyone else feel let down?

 

I wanted to see actual acute illness with a thread title like that!

*raises hand*

I was hoping for death to be honest, the title promised so much but the thread delivered very little.