tbourner Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 After doing a number 2, do you stand up before beginning the wiping action? Or do you stay sitting down and go in from behind with the supplied purpose built paper cleaning apparatus? Or maybe you even go in from the front while sitting down? I tend to stay seated, at least for the major wipes (depending what I've eaten!!!), then stand for the final checks. Also; 3 sheets folded. I've seen the same thread deleted from 3 forums in the past - I'm sure it'll stay on here though!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 firstly..... secondly.... i actually have nothing to add Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffvalenti Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Too much information Trev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Why the hell do you want to know how a bunch of other MEN wipe their bottoms. You need help dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 This is a shit subject Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 How can you sit down and wipe your arse?? I have always been a stander and usually alternate between forward and backward motions!! Well! You did ask!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted February 8, 2007 Author Share Posted February 8, 2007 Why the hell do you want to know how a bunch of other MEN wipe their bottoms. You need help dude. I wasn't asking the men! How can you sit down and wipe your arse?? That's what I thought when I first saw this thread on a ZR forum about 6 years ago - I tried it and have been a sitter ever since!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 I do not have the requirement to ingest food therefore have no need to poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 I do not have the requirement to ingest food therefore have no need to poop. Impressive!! I on the other hand, cannot be killed by conventional weapons!! I really need to do some work but can't get away from the forum!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Man Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Or maybe you even go in from the front while sitting down? can't do that, something is in the way blocking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 So today instead of talking crap you're talking about crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 I put one foot on the bath and go in for the clean from the side looking in between my legs for regular progress reports and a final stand up wipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Slightly off topic, but sometimes I end up reading a good book whilst on the shitter. This can lead to me spending 30+ minutes perched on the porcelain throne. After such a length of time, it is quite common for me to suffer terrible 'pins & needles' in my left leg when I stand up (after wiping; I'm a sitterwiper, and I use wet wipes when available for a final squeaky-clean polish) Does anyone else suffer so unfairly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezz Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 This threads crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter richards Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 not a good idea for the girlies to adopt the front method , for obvious reasons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby_doo_do Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 You got to have a look though after your first wipe...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezz Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 You got to have a look though after your first wipe...... Depends though. I mean, what do you expect to see? A £20 note stuck to the bog roll? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupra Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 You got to have a look though after your first wipe...... I look after every wipe, how else do you know its clean ?. . I also take a mag in with me to have a read, (or look at the pics ). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 wet wipes hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 why hasnt anyone mentioned the bidet (beday). We have one, but I only use it to wash my hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Funny you say that - I always used to stand, and then one time my gf said "Why are you standing?", and I thought "hey - I never thought of doing it sat down", so I do it sat down now, but I do tend to do a final wipe stood up, particularly if it's after a morning coffee explosion. Good thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bromy Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 This can lead to me spending 30+ minutes perched on the porcelain throne. I always do mine like a carefully planned SAS operation, get in there quick get the job done and back out as quickly as possible. BTW I always hovver like a helicopter on the works toilets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Try this one everybody. Saw this on a *** vid. Firmly grab each butt cheek and forcibly pull apart and then launch log out of exit hole. If done right, the brown torpedo should hit the water without touching. No need to wipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 why hasnt anyone mentioned the bidet (beday). We have one, but I only use it to wash my hair hahahaha, please tell me you don't do that after someone has used it?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 I've never quite grasped how to wash my ring in a bidee. Surely it would be more sensible with a tap pointing up from the bottom? I mean, are you supposed to fill it up and wash your rusty bullethole by hand? Surely you don't want the family jewels being dipped in the resultant sewage. Or are you supposed to lie on your back, legs drawn up and attempt to blast the dangleberries away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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