Guest CoolsBlue Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 A RASTAMAN WENT TO VISIT AN OLD FAMILY FRIEND DE RASTAMAN KNOCK ON DE DOOR AND SOMEBODY INSIDE SAY: "WHO IS IT" DE RASTAMAN REPLIED "IS I AND I, CHILE OF HAILE SELASSIE I, JAH RASTAFARI, KING OF KINGS, LORD OF LORD: CONQUERING LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH, " THE PERSON INSIDE REPLIED: "IS ME ALONE IN HERE AND MEH HOUSE SMALL SO AH CYAR OPEN DE DOOR FUH SO MUCH AH ALLYUH!!!" dont know if some will get it but mad me laugh:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 :rlol:when i posted some people mite not get it, you was the first in my head:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 :rlol:when i posted some people mite not get it, you was the first in my head:DBecause I'm thick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Im struggleing to read the thing let along understand it. maybe if it was re-written in a known language, perhaps english, it might help? we can add out own dialect if need be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Well I can read it - and understand it. But I'm buggered if I find it funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Well I can read it - and understand it. But I'm buggered if I find it funny. either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 That seems a great dis-service. I was talking on MSN to someone who needed cheering up, came on here to find a quick joke and thats all I could find. Is that even classed as a joke? Hmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 So, have we found anyone that A. understood this alleged joke or B. thought it funny? If not could the OP explain it for me please? Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 I don't get it either, please explain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Heres the english version. Raster "Knock Knock" Family Friend "Whos there" Raster "A Raster king from a tribe with lions" Family Friend "Sorry im not letting you in" Its actually more funny this way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Heres the english version. Raster "Knock Knock" Family Friend "Whos there" Raster "A Raster king from a tribe with lions" Family Friend "Sorry im not letting you in" Its actually more funny this way Ah I see, Pure comedy genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Well, I think it is supposed to mean that the guy outside proclaims himself to be many persona's and the chap inside gets confused and thinks it is many actual people. He then states that as he only has a small house, "they" had better stay outside and he will converse with them through the doorway. Not the funniest thing ever written eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Worst joke ever, period Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 A RASTAMAN WENT TO VISIT AN OLD FAMILY FRIEND DE RASTAMAN KNOCK ON DE DOOR AND SOMEBODY INSIDE SAY: "WHO IS IT" DE RASTAMAN REPLIED "IS I AND I, CHILE OF HAILE SELASSIE I, JAH RASTAFARI, KING OF KINGS, LORD OF LORD: CONQUERING LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH, " THE PERSON INSIDE REPLIED: "IS ME ALONE IN HERE AND MEH HOUSE SMALL SO AH CYAR OPEN DE DOOR FUH SO MUCH AH ALLYUH!!!" Basically this changes to A Rasta Man went to visit an old friend When he knocked on the door he heard someone inside say "Who is it" The Rasta man replied "It is me, the Chile of Haile Selassie, the rastafari king of kings, the lord of lords, the conquering lion of the tribe of judah" The person inside replies Its just me alone in here and my house is very small. I'm not opening the door for all of you. Shockingly bad. Scott =op Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 dont know if some will get it but mad me laugh:d How the hell did that make you laugh?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Worst joke ever, period lol, you said period Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 lol, you said period Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 im still laughing:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 im still laughing:D What else do you find funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 What else do you find funny? I would imagine, setting fire to hospitals and knocking over old ladies judging by that joke!! I read it three times and still didn't get it..... I would comment that it was about as funny as a trip to the dentist for root canal treatment without anasthetic, whilst simultaneously having your balls clamped by an over zealous parking attendant!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 I would imagine, setting fire to hospitals and knocking over old ladies judging by that joke!! I read it three times and still didn't get it..... I would comment that it was about as funny as a trip to the dentist for root canal treatment without anasthetic, whilst simultaneously having your balls clamped by an over zealous parking attendant!! H. I think the real question is, does he find Terry Wogan funny?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 I think the real question is, does he find Terry Wogan funny?! Does anyone?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Does anyone?? Thats my point! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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