Pete Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Little Johnny hears a commotion coming from his parents bedroom so wanders in to see what's going on. He is confronted with the site of his dad giving his mum a good shagging. His dad looks at him and just laughs, throws a pillow and tells him to get out. A few days later his dad hears noises coming from Johnnys rooms and decides to investigate. Upon opening the door he's horrified to see Johnny shagging his gran. Johnny turns to his dad and says "Not so f*cking funny when it's your mum is it?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 haha well funny. weird, i got that in a txt yesterday. must be doing the rounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexsum Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 very funny. here is another for your trouble: small boy is out playing on his drive with his dad's toolbox and kit and he is wearing his dad's welding mask when a suspicious man pulls up in his car. the man calls the boy over and asks him to get into the passenger seat. the man then says to the boy: "do you know what fellatio is?" the boy replies "no." "do you know what masturbation is?" the boy replies "no." "do you know what anal sex is?" boy says "look mate, i'm no a real welder you know!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Sorry Pete.... http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=123773&highlight=funny+when+it%27s+your+mum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 28, 2007 Author Share Posted September 28, 2007 I thought I'd heard it somewhere before! I'll go beat my testicles with bat until I'm scarred and every time I go to the toilet I have a reminder that I shouldn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShamelessTT Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Haha thats class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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