juanchan Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you. Tray-up, B*tch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Very funny although it has been posted before:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 havent heard that for ages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted May 18, 2007 Author Share Posted May 18, 2007 Very funny although it has been posted before:d Dammit! I've not seen it before so I thought it would be repost free. Still made me smile when I got the email this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 quality:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyotasuprauk Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Very good!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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