jamesmark Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! Q.Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? A. About three inches. Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms? A. For traction in the mud. Q: What's the difference between purple and pink? A. The grip. Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 pounds. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? A. The swallow. Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A. They don't have balls to scratch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nottschick Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 some of them were quality dude well done (big thumbs up) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Mark, you are reposting yourself, you plum! http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=89691 and Rob even did the same reply at the same point in the thread. Jeebus Christicles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phillw454 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 top jokes:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted February 19, 2007 Author Share Posted February 19, 2007 Mark, you are reposting yourself, you plum! http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=89691 and Rob even did the same reply at the same point in the thread. Jeebus Christicles! 10 points that man, I just wanted to see if anyone noticed was cleaning out my inbox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 10 points that man, I just wanted to see if anyone noticed was cleaning out my inbox. Yeah, right! I'm cracking up at the fact that Rob was first to post a reply both times and use the same smiley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted February 19, 2007 Author Share Posted February 19, 2007 Yeah, right! [steps into Martins little world] Oh is this another one of the "I know better than the person that is posting" posts. [Gets out of Martins little world and back into the real world] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 [steps into Martins little world] Oh is this another one of the "I know better than the person that is posting" posts. [Gets out of Martins little world and back into the real world] Yes. Next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Erm.... Im all out of funny things to say at the moment....and all out of excuses - but is my stock response to a semi funny thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 lol... some oldies and goodies there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guru Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 First ones the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edge Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Nice one lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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