Bill Prawn Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 A penguin takes his car to a mechanic because there is a funny noise coming from under the bonnet. "Leave it with me," says the mechanic. "Come back in 20 minutes." So, off goes the penguin. It's a pretty hot day, and he's a cool weather kind of guy so on spotting an ice cream van he goes and buys himself a 99. Now, penguins aren't very good at eating ice creams, the lack of opposable thumbs makes it tricky. So by the time the penguin has finished his 99, he is completely covered in ice cream. It is all over his beak and all over his flippers. Feeling a little sticky, he goes back to the garage. "Oh, hello," says the mechanic, wiping his hands on a cloth. "Hello," replies the penguin. "Was it anything serious? "Not really, but it looks like you've blown a seal". "Oh no, no, no!" says the penguin, wiping his mouth. "It's just ice cream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 ..that actually made me 'laugh out loud'..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 thats pretty good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suprafish Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 cool, made me giggle [GRIN][/GRIN] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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