MaveriK Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 > Heres to all the the little old ladies we will one day become > > > > > > An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... > > > > Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? > > > > Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. > > > > > > > > > > Older Woman: Oh, I see. > > > > Officer: Can I see your license please? > > > > Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. > > > > Officer: Don't have one? > > > > Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. > > > > Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers >please. > > > > Older Woman: I can't do that. > > > > Officer: Why not? > > > > Older Woman: I stole this car. > > > > Officer: Stole it? > > > > Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. > > > > Officer: You what? > > > > Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk >if you want to see. > > > > The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his >car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A >senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. > > > > > > > > Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! >The woman steps out of her vehicle. > > > > > > > > Older woman: Is there a problem sir? > > > > Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen >this car and murdered the owner. > > > > Older Woman: Murdered the owner? > > > > Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, >please. > > > > The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty >trunk. > > > > Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? > > > > Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The >officer is quite stunned. > > > > Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a >driving license. > > > > The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse >and hands it to the officer. > > > > The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. > > > > Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you >didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and >hacked up the owner. > > > > Older Woman: And i bet the coont told you I was speeding, too. > > > > > > MORAL: > > > > Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies I'll be here all week!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 That is an old joke, but still funny !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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