MaveriK Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick", he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??" "There's something wrong with my ear", he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??" "I can't piss out of it," he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Wonderful!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baz Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 lmao. class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvershark44 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 lol i so hope thats true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupra Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 :d I like it. Receptionists p me off, why do they always ask whats wrong ?, they're not doctor's and it's nothing to do with them anyway . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyotasuprauk Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 I know it’s a joke and a good one but doctor’s receptionists ask what’s wrong to gauge an idea of the amount of time to allocate for each visit. Normally they ask on the phone when you book not when you walk in though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 My quacks never ask at all, everyone just gets 10 minutes a slot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flukey-lukey Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 I've never been asked why I'm there. If a receptionist asked me I'd say its private so stop being nosey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
couv3z Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 well played Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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