Guest Geneb Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 do i need to be an authorised trader to push the Turbonator on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Nope Just stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Schwingg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Nope Just stupid lol b***ocks to ya rob, i was gonna give you a discount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveR Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 The what?? Ask Class One - he's trader chief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 fook me this new moderators good looking and efficient! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 fook me this new moderators good and efficient! What new Moderator? Spill the beans lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 The what?? Ask Class One - he's trader chief this mate http://www.turbonator.com/ thinking of selling them as they actually work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 What new Moderator? Spill the beans lol. big red i only just found out the other day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveR Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 fook me this new moderators good and efficient! I'm not a mod, and I've been an events organiser for months, thanks for noticing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Dude... Lay off the crack, we all like a joke, but there will be clueless new members who will buy into this shite.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 "Guaranteed to outlast any vehicle" I believe that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 http://www.turbonator.com/ The name is Cheese. T-1000 or the new T-X? Better ask class one first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveR Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 this mate http://www.turbonator.com/ thinking of selling them as they actually work! Looks to me like snake oil at first glance - BUT - I'm not a techie and wouldn't know a ciggie lighter socket from an air con sunlight sensor. I wish you the greatest sucess, but you'll still need to chat with Doug (Class One) first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Dude... Lay off the crack, we all like a joke, but there will be clueless new members who will buy into this shite.... Surely you meant 'Sh!te'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 The what?? Its a mechanical stimulator. Invented by the Germans in WW2 as part of their Pfallickstuumphupp program. It was abandoned after a disastrous trial period that resulted in several amputations and a high ranking general having his eye poked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Before anybody even serious consider putting this in a car.. It is complete rubbish, it in fact causes a restriction within the airflow, it has also been proved that they physically can't flow enough air unless they spin a mach 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Tired of your laggy turbo? Fed up with huge fuel bills? Disappointed with expensive tuners? Well, here is the answer you've been looking for: The Turbonator©. the Turbonator© is like no other tuning device, it uses the lastest high tech technology and materials to give you a massive power gain, you no longer have to worry about overtaking those troublesome milk-floats Unlike Turbos, the Turbonator© is working as soon as you open the throttle, so response is instant, no more lag, and no more waiting cyclists passing you by at traffic lights. The Turbonator© is a efficient design, and by providing the engine with much needed airflow without restriction, fuel efficiency is improved. By using the Turbonator© you can save the environment, reduce global warming and help stop world famine. Turbonator© is made from high quality durable materials, it is self cleaning and any components that may break off will be easily ingested by the engine causing no damage, any reminents will be passed out the exhaust and burnt off by the catalytic converter. Turbonator© is the future in automotive power, it is already used in the most high tech of automotive enviroments, such as fume extractors in MOT testing stations, and CPU fans for engine diagnostic computers, not to forget extractors in the gent's bog. Turbonator© can be fitted to all types of engine. The secret behind the Bugati Veyron's 1000+bhp is by using four discreet Turbonators© which assist the turbo, but you need not own a supercar to benefit from the Turbonator©. A case example was proven by fitting a Turbonator© to a Mountfield 3.5bhp lawnmower. Before the Turbonator© was fitted, it could only achive 3mph, but after the Turbonator© was fitted, it could reach an amazing 3.25mph!! See the benefit the Turbonator© could have on your vehicle TODAY, we offer a 100% no money back gaurentee!! Call 0909 972 2960 today to order your Turbonator© and you will be entitled to our special offer:- buy two and you get one free fitting kit: fitting kit includes 2 rusty jubilee clips, a plastic screwdriver, and some garden hosepipe. All essential for optimum operation of your new Turbonator©. Don't delay! Call today! Thats: 0909 972 2960 Call Now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 LOL! Relax guys. I don't think he's serious. You aren't serious are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveR Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 That sounds awesome to me, side-step the usual forum rules and go ahead - post up (it's been a long night, I should have recognised this as tripe to begin with, that'll teach me for trying to be diplimatic! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveR Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Is there a Superchargernator? I fancy one of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 I didn't even read the website, I assumed it was on of the fan things....but nooooo it is even worse... it is a redneck beer can mod... mama would be proud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 I've heard of Spermanators too. I've never seen any, but I think Eds got one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 I've literally just invented a NoSinator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 I've heard of Spermanators too. I've never seen any, but I think Eds got one. Blimey, I wouldn't want to put my club member into that.... imagine the trip to A&E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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