MaveriK Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 >A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son >playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the >train stop and her son saying, "All of you b*****ds who want off, get >the f**k off now, cause we're in A hurry! And all of you b*****ds who >are getting on, get the f**k on, Cause we're going down the tracks". > >The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind >Of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay >there For TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your >train,but I want you to use nice language." > >Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing >With his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son >say, "All Passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to >take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with >us today And hope your trip was a pleasant one." > >She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we >Ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, >there is No smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and >relaxing Journey with us today." > >As the mother began to smile, the child added.......... > >"For those of you who are pi**ed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please >See the fat b*tch in the kitchen." I'm here all week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 I like this joke better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SuperSupra Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 That's 2 jokes today - record???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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