spackrackman Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what?" "A rectum stretcher." "And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs. $45.00 Look on the Cop's Face............... PRICELESS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 That was crap....so obviously I liked it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RedM Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 That'll be a repost then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gzaerojon Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 i like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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