wednesday joke

A boy decided to have a dinner with his girlfriend parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her

boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and

make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before,

so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.

The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells

the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms

he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.

The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will

be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house

and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where

the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers

to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with

his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from

the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I

had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."