ivan Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go to my apartment,... I hear someone coming.' He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?' Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.' Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?' Clearing his throat, he stammered .... 'Outside, when you said you heard someone coming.... that was me.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AndrewOW Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Come again? I didn't get that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Scott Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 I thought that was pretty funny actually. Either you lot are idiots and don't get the punchline or i just have a weird sense of humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 haha i liked that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Budz86 Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Brilliant! Will be telling that in the pub later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Brilliant! Will be telling that in the pub later Did you want an early night then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero-M Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 I liked it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 I'm only in here as i miss read the title as "Saturday fanny" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 I'm only in here as i miss read the title as "Saturday fanny" That's an entirely different thread, but it is there if you look hard enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 I'm only in here as i miss read the title as "Saturday fanny" And you thought 'that's me'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 And you thought 'that's me'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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