kslb Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Chapter 1: Once upon a time there was a young (25 year old) princess called Eve who had been on a long journey to another country (Scotland to England) and after dropping off her trusty steed (Supra with front end damage) at a suitable stable (Envy Performance) she decided to leave it there to rest (Get Stillen front end). Unfortunately she could not wait for her steed to fully recover as she felt the call of home (Aberdeen). She decided to leave her steed in the capable hands of the robust stable boy (Gaz walker) who promised to look after her and she prepared for her long journey home. During the journey home she travelled in/on many forms of transport but her favourite by far was the train. It excited her so much that she lost all bearings and didn't know whether she was coming or going, backwards or forwards. She got so confused that she constantly burst into fits of giggles but unfortunately the journey had to come to an end and as the train pulled into Aberdeen Eve was a little sad but looked forward to the return journey to fetch her horse. Whilst she looked forward to the impending return train journey it was the hard ride back again on her trusty steed that excited her most! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Have you two fucked yet or is it still the flirty stage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Have you two fucked yet or is it still the flirty stage? LMFAO:rlol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallace9 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Have you two fucked yet or is it still the flirty stage? [ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kslb Posted July 6, 2007 Author Share Posted July 6, 2007 Have you two fucked yet or is it still the flirty stage? Subtle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Get a room FFS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezz Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Have you two fucked yet or is it still the flirty stage? Cant believe you said that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 First girlfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kslb Posted July 6, 2007 Author Share Posted July 6, 2007 I can't stop f*king laughing nearly pi**ed myself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Ahh bless, he's in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 http://www.pbarfield.com/funimg/barf.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kslb Posted July 6, 2007 Author Share Posted July 6, 2007 I was just on a mission to embarrass Eve as she kept thinking she was going backwards on the train when she was in fact going forwards and when we changed trains she proudly said "see just for the record I am going backwards" At this point we were stationary but the train next to us was moving and she burst into giggles. We then started to move and she was again going forwards. Not a very exciting story I much prefer the way this thread is panning out.....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Have you two fucked yet or is it still the flirty stage? Funny! Well I suppose it does go to why they call him an evil c*nt...apparently! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eve Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I still maintain I was going backwards! Arthur's seat was on my right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I still maintain I was going backwards! Arthur's seat was on my right! You are correct. Trains travelling North are moving forwards. Trains heading South go backwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kslb Posted July 6, 2007 Author Share Posted July 6, 2007 I still maintain I was going backwards! Arthur's seat was on my right! Sloblock! And how about the train after that!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eve Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Sloblock! And how about the train after that!!!! Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Have you two fucked yet or is it still the flirty stage? As much as I sniggered at that, it is a bit erm rude to be honest... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eve Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Would only be rude if either party was offended! Very entertaining thread for a Friday afternoon even if it is directed at me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Would only be rude if either party was offended! Very entertaining thread for a Friday afternoon even if it is directed at me Okay, fair play, just know if someone said that about my other half that I didn't know, I'd not be overly impressed.. Must just be me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 So we going to see you's to kids get it on at Crail or the Ayrshire meet? haha. Geo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Did make me laugh out load:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Did make me laugh out load:d Need a tissue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kslb Posted July 6, 2007 Author Share Posted July 6, 2007 Did make me laugh out load:d Need a tissue? LMFAO:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kslb Posted July 6, 2007 Author Share Posted July 6, 2007 So we going to see you's to kids get it on at Crail or the Ayrshire meet? haha. Geo Spectator sport???!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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