hogmaw Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 What's E.T. short for? Cos he's got small legs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 A man walked into a bar ouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heckler Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Gordon Brown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Gordon Brown lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 She asked for an innuendo so I gave her one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 What's yellow and dangerous? Shark infested custard (classic!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs H Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 How do you get Piccacho on a bus...... Pok e mon! Vicki x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darragh Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 the irish have solved there fuel problem they have bought 5 million tons of sand from the arabs and are going to drill for there own oil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 the irish have solved there fuel problem they have bought 5 million tons of sand from the arabs and are going to drill for there own oil Stolen and text to many people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Dalai Lama asked a hot-dog vendor to make him one with everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Dali Lama asked a hot-dog vendor to make him one with everything. You've completely lost me there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 My girlfriend came round last night and said I can't see you anymore, I said I'm behind the sofa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 You've completely lost me there. Sorry, spelled Dalai wrong. Dalai Lama asked a hot-dog vendor to make him one with everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darragh Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 paddy buys a bath and takes it back the next day complaining water keeps running out, manager says "did you buy a plug?" paddy says "u w4nk3r you never said it was electric" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Whats the difference between losing a golf ball and lady Godiva ? ........... On is a hunt on a course the other is ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardiffSupra Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 How do you know if your sisters on? Your dads cock tastes funny..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 How do you circumcise a chap from the Isle of Wight ? Kick his sister in the chin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieP Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 How do you know if your sisters on? Your dads cock tastes funny..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoff meade Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch? - Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Doctor..."I'm sorry Mr. Smith, but you need to stop masturbating" Mr. Smith..."why ?" Doctor..."because I'm trying to examine you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Dalai Lama asked a hot-dog vendor to make him one with everything. You've completely lost me there. It works better if it's a pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Prince Charles is out walking the Corgi's when a passer by sees him, "Morning.." says the fellow "No, just walking the dogs.." replies Charlie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Confucious says, man who goes through boarding gate sideways is going to Bangkok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 A computer beat me at chess once. But, it was no match for me at kick boxing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 What's got two legs and bleeds all over the floor? Half a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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