jamesmark Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 A bride on her wedding nights says to her husband, "I must confess darling I used to be a hooker." He says "Thats alright dear whats in your past is in your past, however I do find it quite erotic tell me about it" The wife says "My name used to be Bert, and I played for Wigan" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Coming from Wigan, that is a great joke!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 :DTerrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Made me laugh, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest verbal Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 boooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 More tea, vicar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again. The old man slyly looked at him and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 More tea, vicar? No thanks - it makes me fart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 No thanks - it makes me fart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest magic Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 my father sent me this, in text format: Hiya don,t panic but im in hospital. I poisoned myself . I ate what i thought was an onion but it was a daffodil bulb. Doctors say il be out in the spring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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