joke, final one for the evening

An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years

of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house

and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied

the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed. He

got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her

neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the

husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and

whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him

kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do

anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with

it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him

mad. Our lives depend on it!

Be strong and I love you."

After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says:

"Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a

woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck....He was whispering in my

ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the

Vaseline

in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too."

sorry had me the first time:rlol:

aw, had no idea it was a repost

how about this one:

One day a guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doctor I have

these real bad headaches. What should I do?" The doctor replies, "Well, to get rid of my headaches

I just have to make love with my wife." They both laugh.

A week later the patient returns. The doctor asks, "How

are you feeling?"

The patient smiles and replies" You were right! I

feel so much better. And, by the way, Doc, you have a lovely

home."

priceless!!