Chris Wilson Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_J Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Lmao!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chiefvinso Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Pmsl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
attilauk Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 pmsl brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 thats great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 a toast for the Dude (humour prolongs life dammit.... ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Peace Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 PMSL So anyway on a more serious note ...then what happened???? Or do i have to wait to tommorow for the next chapter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 As they say, sex is nice but your bum hurts afterwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardiffSupra Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 ROFL! good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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