Bill Prawn Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 A Scouser walks into a job centre and tells the assistant he's desperate for a job. The assistant replies "that's fortunate, we have just got one in for a chauffer for a multi-millionaire to look after his twin nymphomaniac daughters on overseas trips with a salary of £200k a year." The Scouser says "you're bullshiiting me!" To which the assistant replied "well you f*cking started it!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soo Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 brill.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Mr Kopite, your comments please..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Hilarious, but unfortunately I think the same joke was posted only a matter of weeks ago! Nonetheless - p.s. Funny despite being a Liverpool fan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gzaerojon Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 so would that be a then always wanted to do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 so would that be a then always wanted to do that Can only do it if you have proof:boxing: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 It was in fact me that posted it. Slightly different with it being a Chav not a scouser but hey its only a detail. http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=53393 Good joke BTW lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten." A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted" and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a c0cktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn c0cktail - it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark", came the reply. Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again." Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed."......... "I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tepster Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Well i laughed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboldham Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 haha, good placement and cunning angle mr bobeh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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