Mutant spiders

offerring it a 20 wont make it move away you know

Indeed, the ones in my garden dont take less than a quid, tight gits.

They have got really big, i was lay in bed watching tv when this one ran past my head and i shat myself. Took a pic of it on my wall before wrestling the bugger and putting it outside.

Oh and found this one dead in a wet patch after washing my car.

So you blokes are just as scared as us little girls then?

Yeah I remember reading all about those, in Iraq if I remember correctly? The story I read mentioned some people had woken up to find part of their leg/arm/hand missing as the big bugger had chewed on it in the night. People don't wake up because they inject you with novocaine so you feel no pain! Frightening eh?

I didn't see any in Iraq the other month but when i went into Oman... oh yeah these b**tards can run, and the size was enough for me to shit myself. Ugly mothers.

I didn't see any in Iraq the other month but when i went into Oman... oh yeah these b**tards can run, and the size was enough for me to shit myself. Ugly mothers.

Apparently they can run 15mph??? And they scream when they run towards their prey too:blink:

So you blokes are just as scared as us little girls then?

we're all more scared but even more afraid of being called a 'wuss' - lesser of two evils really...

we're all more scared but even more afraid of being called a 'wuss' - lesser of two evils really...

Speak for yourself you big wuss

offerring it a 20 wont make it move away you know

I think i did here it mutter something about only taking bluebottles;)

Believe it or not, but thats the hand of a friend of my wifes, i couldn't believe that she offered to hold the 20P while i took the pic, my wife wouldn't go within 10 feet.

Speak for yourself you big wuss

lol well I've seen the pics of those big ones! nuff said

run at 15mph

scream when they attack

oh and

self regenerating limbs

acid bood

deadly razor stinger in tail

eat flesh

night vision

can fly and attack from the air with Owl like vision

if I see one of those in my front room I'll be out of there quicker than you can say 'wuss' lol

lol well I've seen the pics of those big ones! nuff said

 

run at 15mph

scream when they attack

 

oh and

 

self regenerating limbs

acid bood

deadly razor stinger in tail

eat flesh

night vision

can fly and attack from the air with Owl like vision

 

if I see one of those in my front room I'll be out of there quicker than you can say 'wuss' lol

Ok ok fair point, I'd run screaming like a girl if I saw one of those evil looking sporns of Satan. I'm sure I heard they're cannibals as well, they eat the injured, or weaker members of their species????

lol well I've seen the pics of those big ones! nuff said

 

run at 15mph

scream when they attack

As unlikely as it sounds, it's actually 25MPH according to snopes!

http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp

As unlikely as it sounds, it's actually 25MPH according to snopes!

http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp

No it isn't

They say 25mph is false and it's more like 10mph

No it isn't

 

They say 25mph is false and it's more like 10mph

Balls. Yeah I misread that sentance, not enough coffee I say. 10MPH still bloody impressive though.

DOH! Beat me to it with the Snopes thing.

Hate them .... Spiders and Clowns ... the 2 scariest things ever invented :blink:

Cheers, J

As unlikely as it sounds, it's actually 25MPH according to snopes!

http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp

No way! Surely not?

Hate them .... Spiders and Clowns ... the 2 scariest things ever invented :blink:

 

[qimg]http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f70/bush322/spidereffect.gif[/qimg]

 

Cheers, J

Dude that pic is making me dizzy!

Hate them .... Spiders and Clowns ... the 2 scariest things ever invented :blink:

 

Cheers, J

Have to agree, although I find clowns *slightly* more scary than spiders.

a clown with 8 legs, now that would be proper scary :o

Case in point ... Steven Kings' 'IT'

It starts off as a Clown, and turns into a frikikin Spider!!

I was NOT amused!

Killer Klowns from outer space is a personal favourite.

http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0095444/

Found this one in my mates back garden. Looked it up on the internet and it's called a Wasp Spider. It was bigger than a 50p coin and looked proper evil...

No it isn't

 

They say 25mph is false and it's more like 10mph

Mate once you've been chased by one then you know these guys are quick they come out at night time and run towards your shadow so if you run it runs, there's no chance of outrunning them. You've just got to stay nice and still and they just wander off.

Or eat your leg

Mate once you've been chased by one then you know these guys are quick they come out at night time and run towards your shadow so if you run it runs, there's no chance of outrunning them. You've just got to stay nice and still and they just wander off.

Given they aren't as big as the hoax pictures suggest I suspect most people would simply kick / stamp the f*ck out of it until it's mush.

I hate the creepy f*ckers! Everytime I go into the garden I seem to walk into a web and end up with a tarantula on my face of shoulder.

 

Can't go near them anymore - have to hoover them up using the extension pipe! Worse thing is with a Dyson you can see the buggers running around inside the dust collector...

wow, you need a newer dyson, mine proper kills them before they are visible!!