CJ Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 A repost? Probably. Still funny? Definitely! Allegedly all true, these are 12 of the finest double-entendres that have been aired on British TV & Radio 1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!" 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.' 3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother." 4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of theOxford crew." 5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie ( Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??" 6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it." 7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard! 8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday." 9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this." 10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets." 11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts." 12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 's very good mate.. very good indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 [3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother." I think I just found my new sig.... thanks CJ!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 at 5 and 7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobgoblin Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 pmsl @ 7 and 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 "The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willy" "As I look across the arena, all I can see is a dirty black crowd" (he meant to say cloud!) Two similar ones on cricket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Brill...!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Very good:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vvteye Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markrzs Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 funnist post of the month lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hiten55 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 quality edit: doh just missed my 2000th post :D:D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p111ddy Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soop Dogg Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I think it was Julian Ryder commentating on World Superbikes a few years back who said (in reference to Neil Hodgsons choice of tyre compound) "Hodgson had a hard on in warm up this morning and I'll bet he wishes he had one now!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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