stevie_b Posted December 5, 2007 Author Share Posted December 5, 2007 I had a friend (Ben) at uni whose nickname was Big Ben. Nothing to do with a love of London landmarks, apparently.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I have 2 mates in the army that have this thing they do in the shower, they stand facing each other then pretend that they are a chinock helicopter (the 2 rotor blade one) thats how big they are. richie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyb10supra Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Think everyone knows someone like that believe it or not though I lay money on it that if it ever come down to it most girls would die at the site of a true pringle can sized shlong and run a mile I have 2 mates in the army that have this thing they do in the shower, they stand facing each other then pretend that they are a chinock helicopter (the 2 rotor blade one) thats how big they are. richie ha ha the old helicopter trick.....always goes down well on a night out (not me I might add) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted December 5, 2007 Author Share Posted December 5, 2007 ha ha the old helicopter trick.....always goes down well on a night out (not me I might add) My version is very similar, but substitute "chinook" for "one of those handheld mini-fans". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam bell Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 babys arm holding an apple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 i have a mate called dobber who used to get his cock out in the pub his was about 9 inches soft. fascinating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean1933 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Depends whos asking...and how drunk i am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam bell Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I wish I had a 12" knob, cuz this big bastard just gets in the way. Seriously though, why worry about length? You're never going to reach the bottom, best you can hope for is to touch the sides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg93/Supra68/gay_thread.jpg init! why has everyone felt the need to go on about their (and their mates) dicks! has no one realized its a piss take thread ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 i have a mate called dobber who used to get his cock out in the pub his was about 9 inches soft. What kind of halfwit retard gets their knob out in a pub? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 What kind of halfwit retard gets their knob out in a pub? good point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrivingTheDream Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 good point I've made a few "burgers" in my younger years in pubs to get a laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 How come it's ok for men to have nicknames that clearly refer to the size of their genitals - and think it's ok to call them by this, as a nod to their massive member - or is it so they can recount to people that ask about the nickname (donkey etc) the examples of where they saw the said member in action? I mean, can you imagine if your girlfriend's friends referred to her as tight or something. Honestly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Mine is 5"6 and his name is Paul. He has a 42" neck, 16" Bizeps and a 42" chest. That big enough?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Mine is 5"6 and his name is Paul. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Mine is 5"6 and his name is Paul. ;) Hehe, what a common name LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I mean, can you imagine if your girlfriend's friends referred to her as tight or something. Honestly. I've heard girls referred to as slack before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Mine is 5"6 and his name is Paul. He has a 42" neck, 16" Bizeps and a 42" chest. That big enough?? Kinell! 42" neck. Did you meet at a travelling circus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I've heard girls referred to as slack before. By her friends...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Kinell! 42" neck. Did you meet at a travelling circus? Oh dear lol my bad it's 17" neck sorry lol, I am half asleep. Chest is 42" lolol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 lets just say ,.. I've had no complaints mind you, chloroform makes after sex conversations difficult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 mind you, chloroform makes after sex conversations difficult. Kinda disappointed with this thread. The potential for piss taking and comedy comments and yet no-one has delivered. Until Ed saved the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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