jamesmark Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I got a letter through the post today saying "Please do not bend" on it. How am I meant to pick it up? Yes I am bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 get someone else to pick it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safely Insured Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I haven't got a problem, I've got 'kin problems... sorry quoting lockstock again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Lie flat on the floor and crawl your way to it, read it then crawl away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ads Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Lie flat on the floor and crawl your way to it, read it then crawl away. You'd have to just fall over though, as you'll have to bend to lie down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I got a letter through the post today saying "Please do not bend" on it. How am I meant to pick it up? Yes I am bored. lol. pretty easy,, walk up to it. bend your knees and not your back. and pick it up while looking straight ahead. same technique to use if you have lumbago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 5, 2007 Author Share Posted December 5, 2007 lol. pretty easy,, walk up to it. bend your knees and not your back. and pick it up while looking straight ahead. same technique to use if you have lumbago. Am not a fooking monkey with 5 foot arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannoSupra Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Get a Grabber! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 5, 2007 Author Share Posted December 5, 2007 Get a Grabber! I would have to bend over to put my shoes on to go out and buy one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vvteye Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 maybe it's an anti-gay letter and they don't want benders opening it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Am not a fooking monkey with 5 foot arms. I reckon they're barely 4 foot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Duck Tape all doors and windows, put the plugs in the bath and all the sinks, then turn the taps on. Wait for the water to reach waist height then simply grab it. HTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I got a letter through the post today saying "Please do not bend" on it. How am I meant to pick it up? Yes I am bored. lol good one mark james, i mean jamesmark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 lol good one mark james, i mean jamesmark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam bell Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 i heard the same joke last night on tv as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 5, 2007 Author Share Posted December 5, 2007 lol good one mark james, i mean jamesmark Just noticed what you guys were meaning. http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=133268 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p111ddy Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 i heard the same joke last night on tv as well. That guy was funny tbf but cant remember who he was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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