another cheesey monday funny

[turbonut]

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the

Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be

institutionalized.

 

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we

offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

 

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person

would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

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"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.

Do you want a bed near the window?"

[Tom S]

Linda darling did you open your Christmas Crackers yesterday?

[Al Massey]

i like this one lol

[turbonut]

Linda darling did you open your Christmas Crackers yesterday?

 

take the last syllable of my user name and that pretty much sums me up

 

Lxx