turbonut Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 THE REDHEAD A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They have a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! "You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? " "No, "she replies. . . " "You just happened to catch my eye." Lxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 very cheesy! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 bit like you hunni xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted December 3, 2007 Author Share Posted December 3, 2007 bit like you hunni xx Both my eyeballs are real, I'll have you know!!! :d Lxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Both my eyeballs are real, I'll have you know!!! :d Lxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 do we get fries with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p111ddy Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I enjoyed that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 arw, aint it sweet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Too much cheese!!.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshBhp Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs H Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Clean and funny too Vicki x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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