CJ Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 A 95 year old man was given a jar and asked to provide a sperm sample at the hospital. He turns up 2 days later with an empty jar. The nurse asks "why no sample"? He says, "sorry, I tried it with my right hand, then my left! My wife tried with both hands. Then with her mouth firstly with teeth in and then teeth out. Then we got Ethel from next door to try but it was no good......we just couldn't get the damn lid off the jar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AndrewOW Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Quite sweet really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Havard Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Top gag!! H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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