keancy Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 He wasn't really trying to kill me, just injure me to try and curb my Christmas spending I feel an extra spending spree coming on to help me get over the shock On a serious note my arm still hurts! Vicki x Spend, Spend, Spend girl and hurt him where it hurts most. His Wallet :d;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexsum Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 i am studying this stuff just now - statistically most hangings are suicide so will be less suspicious as to is drowning. just a few hints you pick up on your basic death course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 H, buy her a fast car...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 2, 2007 Author Share Posted December 2, 2007 H, buy her a fast car...... I keep trying to get her a Porsche but she won't accept such expensive presents... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 I keep trying to get her a Porsche but she won't accept such expensive presents... H. Isn't it you that wanted the Porsche (Brilliant idea tbh... 'here you go dear... a brand new Porsche!... what do you mean you don't like it?... Ok you can drive my Yaris and I'll drive the Porsche just because I love you so much!' ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Don't forget to top her life insurance before the next attempt. Also get the mods to erase this thread as LAPD CSI will have this as evidence that it was premeditated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 well not going to kill her in a NA are you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mk47 Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 well not going to kill her in a NA are you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 2, 2007 Author Share Posted December 2, 2007 Isn't it you that wanted the Porsche (Brilliant idea tbh... 'here you go dear... a brand new Porsche!... what do you mean you don't like it?... Ok you can drive my Yaris and I'll drive the Porsche just because I love you so much!' ) well not going to kill her in a NA are you I'd rather have a slow car that works Tom..... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 mine works H, and if it didn't you'd be able to use it to kill the missus? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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