Havard Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Just had an attempt on the wife's life foiled by the fact that she moved just as a 14" portable telly "fell" out of our loft as she was stood on the landing! On a serious note, we have just been very lucky as I went up into the loft to find some old baby clothes whilst Mrs H was waiting to come up the ladder. I have somehow nudged our old telly with my muscular backside, it was on top of a big sack type thing it rolled forward and fell through the hatch!! Mrs H has escaped with a bruised arm..... My main worry was that the telly was broken but after a 10ft drop all is fine if anything the picture has improved. It's a testament to Mitsubishi's build quality. The only casualty was our bathroom door with has taken a few blows as the telly bounced between the door and the ladder...... Can anybody provide me some ideas of how to bunk her off as the telly drop idea seemed like a good un'..... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Watch in case she rolls you out the loft door .......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 hmmmm..... bad back and a tv falling on her? you really are trying hard arent ya mate have you tried "cooking" for her yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 2, 2007 Author Share Posted December 2, 2007 hmmmm..... bad back and a tv falling on her? you really are trying hard arent ya mate have you tried "cooking" for her yet No she's not that daft!! Black belt in cooking and all that..... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 with my muscular backside, H. giant and muscular are two different things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefferson Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 we could do a "throw momma from the train" scenario whereby i bump your missus off if you agree to do the same for me:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 2, 2007 Author Share Posted December 2, 2007 we could do a "throw momma from the train" scenario whereby i bump your missus off if you agree to do the same for me:D Sounds like a good plan. Then again, who'd believe that we had 2 tv's in the loft...... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Not wanting to kill Mrs H, myself. how about the old favourite, the electric fire in the bath, that works in the movies, lol ja ne Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 It's like living in an 80's sitcom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 2, 2007 Author Share Posted December 2, 2007 Not wanting to kill Mrs H, myself. how about the old favourite, the electric fire in the bath, that works in the movies, lol ja ne Ian How about a heated towel rail, will that work as we don't have an electric fire?? H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 How about a heated towel rail, will that work as we don't have an electric fire?? H. could be an option. how about making the toilet flush handle live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Ian Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 LOL i cant wait for Vicki,s thread saying Husband "tried" to kill me today Cheers -Ian- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 How about a quick snip to the brake lines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 How about a quick snip to the brake lines? She'll snip his chap off when she sees this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p111ddy Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 lol Your either a very brave or foolish man to exspose your plan espcially as she will read this sooner or later! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Lol. You're either a very brave or foolish man to ex(-s)pose your plan. Especially as she will read this sooner or later! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Its horrible to deprive the kids of a mother. Wait till after Christmas Gaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p111ddy Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Thank you Mr Lewis sir, Now can I show you my homework? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Thank you Mr Lewis sir, Now can I show you my homework? See me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p111ddy Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 See me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs H Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 we could do a "throw momma from the train" scenario whereby i bump your missus off if you agree to do the same for me:D Now where did I put Mrs J's phone number Vicki x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs H Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 He wasn't really trying to kill me, just injure me to try and curb my Christmas spending I feel an extra spending spree coming on to help me get over the shock On a serious note my arm still hurts! Vicki x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefferson Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Now where did I put Mrs J's phone number Vicki x i'm sorry mrs j isnt available right now as she has been thrown from a moving train please leave your message after the beep beeeeeeeeeep:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 He wasn't really trying to kill me, just injure me Vicki x Oh well if he only wanted to hurt you, then thats ok! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Poison. Unfashionable but still very effective Electrocution still serves well if you want her to go out on a buzz. I still think the old garrotting has a lot to offer though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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