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the Rules of getting Laid


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Far to long to read the lot, I want to get laid not fall asleep:d

 

One before the other I would imagine!!

 

This may work for the birds down south but in the north the question "fancy a f**k?" seems to work without all this elaborate crap and spending time and money!!;)

 

H.

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One before the other I would imagine!!

 

This may work for the birds down south but in the north the question "fancy a f**k?" seems to work without all this elaborate crap and spending time and money!!;)

 

H.

 

I was thinking of asking if thats how you met your wife, but having seen someof her comments, she would have knocked you on your ass for saying something like that. :p

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I was thinking of asking if thats how you met your wife, but having seen someof her comments, she would have knocked you on your ass for saying something like that. :p

 

My missus had a bit more class than that. I had to buy her a couple of ciders before I even got a snog.....:rolleyes:

 

Oh and yes Graham, she's 10" smaller and about 5 stone lighter but she can knock the fook out of me without trying....;)

 

What a great woman!!:D

 

H.

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My missus had a bit more class than that. I had to buy her a couple of ciders before I even got a snog.....:rolleyes:

 

Oh and yes Graham, she's 10" smaller and about 5 stone lighter but she can knock the fook out of me without trying....;)

 

What a great woman!!:D

 

H.

 

Are you kissing ass because you want something specific for christmas?

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I have decided to compromise and just settle for the Porsche...;)

 

H.

 

lovely car... I must admit, that I have been considering a euro car for the creature comforts. However the new GTR might just take the prize... still deciding, hopefully the missus does not run out and get me a R34 :D

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:rolleyes: what a load of b@llocks, couldnt even be bothered to read beyond the first paragraph, other than a cursory scan :yawn:

 

we're made of flesh and blood not glass and foooking pink fluff :blink: This kind of patronising rubbish really gets on my nerves. What you need???

 

honesty

no ego tripping - keep it for pub nites with your mates

intelligence

initiative

imagination

respect

......and a fast jap car :p

 

Its not rocket science, really ;)

 

Linda

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