Matt H Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Had a 10 foot willy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 anyone know the next line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Lynz_ Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 he showed it to the woman next door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 he showed it to the woman next door The lady thought it was a snake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 The lady thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 Anyone else?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Dublin Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 So he limped away feeling quite silly (it's a limerick now!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Lynz_ Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 and now it's only 3foot 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 and now it's only 4 foot four Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 so she hit it with a rake And now it's only 6 foot 4? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dane_stone Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 And now it's only 2 foot 4 ok to late and wrong now edited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 You have had a nasty shock and dreadful loss this week and I think the cracks are starting to show, maybe you should have a lie down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 and now it's only 3foot 4 I was a bit slow eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 so she hit it with a rake And she got a 6 months suspended sentence for assault. Edit: Too slow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 See, this is proper poetry. None of this poofty "I love my car and I want to marry it" shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Lynz_ Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 It's mad how there are 3 different lengths on here and a woman wrote the samllest one!!! I was wracking my brain trying to remember how long it was at the end though so I could be wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 im gona add a fourth cos i reckon it was 5'4"!!! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 Bollocks, ive just realised that im at work and not on lunch anymore.. oops, cant half get carried away sometimes!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Lynz_ Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Any more Matt this is great entertainment?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 Just before i go then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 I was walking through the jungle and what did i see? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 a.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 I was walking through the jungle and what did i see? A group of C class celeb's sitting under a tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 tree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 A group of C class celeb's sitting under a tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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