Matt H Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Had a 10 foot willy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 anyone know the next line? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Lynz_ Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 he showed it to the woman next door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 he showed it to the woman next door The lady thought it was a snake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 The lady thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 Anyone else?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Dublin Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 So he limped away feeling quite silly (it's a limerick now!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Lynz_ Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 and now it's only 3foot 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 and now it's only 4 foot four Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 so she hit it with a rake And now it's only 6 foot 4? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dane_stone Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 And now it's only 2 foot 4 ok to late and wrong now edited Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 You have had a nasty shock and dreadful loss this week and I think the cracks are starting to show, maybe you should have a lie down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 and now it's only 3foot 4 I was a bit slow eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 so she hit it with a rake And she got a 6 months suspended sentence for assault. Edit: Too slow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 See, this is proper poetry. None of this poofty "I love my car and I want to marry it" shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Lynz_ Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 It's mad how there are 3 different lengths on here and a woman wrote the samllest one!!! I was wracking my brain trying to remember how long it was at the end though so I could be wrong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 im gona add a fourth cos i reckon it was 5'4"!!! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 Bollocks, ive just realised that im at work and not on lunch anymore.. oops, cant half get carried away sometimes!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Lynz_ Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Any more Matt this is great entertainment?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 Just before i go then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 I was walking through the jungle and what did i see? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 a.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 I was walking through the jungle and what did i see? A group of C class celeb's sitting under a tree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 tree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 A group of C class celeb's sitting under a tree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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