mathew Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 i get the piss shivers when i have a piss after 11.30pm. especially after a night out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 If they are sitting down then they also have the added issue of heat transfer to the toilet seat which as we all know is usually a bit chilly. Yeah, but it doesn't take that long to warm up though ay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 I have not experienced this. I thought the uncontrollable shake that I've witnessed from anyone standing next to me at the urinal was due to them sneaking a peak at my man hood and wondering how it would possibly fit into a lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 great thread and very informative, thank you guy's and ladies:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 28, 2007 Author Share Posted November 28, 2007 sneaking a peak at my man hood and wondering how it would possibly fit into a lady. billiant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 This place is going downhill:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 This place is going downhill:( Again?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burna Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 sneaking a peak at my man hood and wondering how it would possibly fit into a lady and whether she would notice. Mine was a pity shiver for you Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 28, 2007 Author Share Posted November 28, 2007 This place is going downhill:( some one wishes he was in this thread from the start Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 This place is going downhill:( ...and we're free wheeling as we go. Wheeee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 BigDino got it right away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDriver Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 I like these offtopic treads, they always turn out in a funny one Great replies, also informative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 28, 2007 Author Share Posted November 28, 2007 i love off topic, i wouldent go anywhere else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultra_supra Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 pmsl i was havin this conversation with my mrs the other week as you do.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 28, 2007 Author Share Posted November 28, 2007 pmsl i was havin this conversation with my mrs the other week as you do.... i tryed to explain it to mine but it went right over her head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Swinging this even further off topic, how about piss hard-ons? You know when you wake up in the night busting for a piss and have a stonking boner (your bodies way of waking you, I believe) and you have to wait for it to go flaccid unless you fancy pissing everywhere except the bowl. I remeber one night when I thought my bladder was about to burst. I couldn't wait, it wouldn't go down and so I braced myself against the wall, angled the beast at the bowl and let fly. All went wall until I got a sodding piss-shiver and this big ol' jet of piss, like a yellow cable, went everywhere. How annoyed was I? Very! I even woke the missus to clean it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 28, 2007 Author Share Posted November 28, 2007 All went wall until I got a sodding piss-shiver and this big ol' jet of piss, like a yellow cable, was it boy? like a big yella cable? lol i generally rest my head on the toilet systern (sp) and aim, anyone else got any erection/urination tips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 i always go for a p*ss about 6.30 am ,unfortunatly i dont wake up till 7 am:shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 anyone else got any erection/urination tips Yes. Don't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 28, 2007 Author Share Posted November 28, 2007 i always go for a p*ss about 6.30 am ,unfortunatly i dont wake up till 7 am:shock: lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Here's a tip I learned from a nurse. A good flick of the bell end sends it into shock and soon no more lob on. She used the technique on randy old men who need bathing etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 some people would pay good money to have that done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waderz06 Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 i always go for a p*ss about 6.30 am ,unfortunatly i dont wake up till 7 am:shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flukey-lukey Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Here's a tip I learned from a nurse. A good flick of the bell end sends it into shock and soon no more lob on. She used the technique on randy old men who need bathing etc. sounds kinky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASHTHEBISHOP Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Piss in the shower or give it a few more than 5 shakes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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