hoff Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat under the bar. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicky Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 An oldie...but goodie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Great joke!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoff Posted November 26, 2007 Author Share Posted November 26, 2007 Seal of approval, woohoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDriver Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Really good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefferson Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 damn fine joke - just what i needed:rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra_dan Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Oh how I love the blondes and the jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Ace! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 True Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p111ddy Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 :rlol: I just love being a brunette!!! Lxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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