Havard Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 So H would get twice the use out of it as you Jezz I feel a competition coming on...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 what if there made too big? you know, the ring..i'm not worryed for me............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted November 26, 2007 Author Share Posted November 26, 2007 Trekkie means someone who likes Star Trek, I am not affraid to admit that I like Star Trek plus I have a gorgeous fiance............lifes good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 what if there made too big? you know, the ring..i'm not worryed for me............. you shouldn't be matey. Your a "receiver" not a "giver". Let your boyfriend worry about wearing the ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyknox Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Tried one... Wouldn't fit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted November 27, 2007 Author Share Posted November 27, 2007 Wouldn't fit Buy a bigger wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 you put it over your willy not over your head mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyknox Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Buy a bigger wallet. lol I would need a man-bag, like Joey on Friends http://smartlemming.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/the-one-with-joeys-bag.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyknox Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 you put it over your willy not over your head mate. ahhh...wrong head....doh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimberleyAnn Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Them durex rings are rubbish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p111ddy Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Them durex rings are rubbish! O' Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 seconded, ann summers do a better range Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Pabo FTW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Right. I bought one of these today. I've been wearing it on my finger and, let me tell you, I didn't organism once I getting my cash back tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Can it be strapped round the tongue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Can it be strapped round the tongue? Ring, yes. Penis, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Explain that in casualty..."thwell I thwas thshowering inth the gymth whenth I sthlipped... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 But why would you want to stimulate your nose ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Well, maybe you've cracked one out at home over a recording of Hannah Sandling on Clutter Nutters (CBBC), then the missus comes in from work, she demands a seeing to so you set to work using the nose-vibrator to make you sneeze just as you fake orgasm. She gets a facefull of warm gunk and is none the wiser. Sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Her eyes are upside down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 They are not, how dare you Sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 They are not, how dare you Sir? Bloody hell so they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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