Clarkey Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Was abit embarrassed to share this .. but I told someone via PM so here goes.. I was at my works Xmas doo last week .. everything was going fine & dandy. Free beer, free food .. nice looking girls walking around. At the end at about 1.30am .. was standing by the car. Talking to a very pissed Tara. Her other half wanted to have a peek at the Supe. He'd never seen one up close. When all of sudden Tara yakked all over the bonnet! Fcuking disgusting - bits of carrot shit everywhere - dripping down the wing .. over the lights - the license plate and the sweet aromatic smell of rotten shitty eggs. It was like The Exorcist - except it wasn't green! I didn't say anything at first!! I couldn't fucking believe it!!! She bloody heaved for England! She was well upset and tried to give me a kiss as a sorry .. but I was like abit "peeved" was disclined to aquiese to her request. The guy at the Shell garage in Bracknell - kinda gave me a funny look when I asked for a Jetwash token at 2am in the morning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 in a word 'eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww' But if she is fit, asking her for that snog later...... when she has brushed her teeth.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 ......or, if she's fit, while she was bent over the bonnet .......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Definitely see how apologetic she can be (jake's disclaimer applies [if she is fit]) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted December 24, 2004 Author Share Posted December 24, 2004 Is this before or after the Jetwash ? For that to happen compadres - I'd have to be in the same state as her. Her husband didn't even give me £5 for the jetwash either. Cheeky bastard like mofo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham S Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 i had a bird do that in my car the evening before i was selling it, we got in a 4am and i got her out of bed at just before 7 to clean it up, and made her walk to the petrol station to get the air fresheners, but the ones she got were stinking!! Had to let her off cause she is kinda sexy!! But if it had been my supra i'd have beat her the the first thing that came to hand!! fit or not, thats why i don't take my baby if we go out somewhere drinking, safer!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Man Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 if she is fit I may just wash her first then the sup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted December 24, 2004 Author Share Posted December 24, 2004 haha! She ain't no Julia Roberts - but she's ok. But would need abit of McCleans and a Shower first. Was very smelly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faye Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 LOL!!! I'm very relieved my supe goes nowhere near Christmas doo's!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 After one week of having car, me and mate went into bmth, and as getting in car, this girl came up and said will u let me stand on ur bonnet and my mate take a pic, im down here for my b'day. I said no chance but she kept asking so in end i had to say F*** off, coz she was getting annoying after first 5mins. As she walked away she said.....its only a Toyota.....my mate had to hold me back i telll ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffvalenti Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Tara yakked all over the bonnet! Fcuking disgusting - bits of carrot shit everywhere - dripping down the wing .. She tried to give me a kiss as a sorry! Thats adding insult to injury mate, offering a vomit mouth to kiss Only saving grace was that it was outside the car rather than inside. It takes years to get rid of the smell, ask any minicab driver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 *shudder* WTF? I don' think I've ever been sick without feeling bad first and knowing it was gonna happen so why didn't she turn away! Still, you gotta see the funny side. Least you got it off before it started to eat away at the paint!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaf Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 i would of made her kiss me downstairs if you know what i mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulfurn Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 ......or, if she's fit, while she was bent over the bonnet .......... Yeah agreed, if she's anything like my other half who tenses up when she's being sick it feels.... oh hang on..... I think Ive said too much already.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeT Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Was abit embarrassed to share this .. but I told someone via PM so here goes.. I was at my works Xmas doo last week .. everything was going fine & dandy. Free beer, free food .. nice looking girls walking around. At the end at about 1.30am .. was standing by the car. Talking to a very pissed Tara. Her other half wanted to have a peek at the Supe. He'd never seen one up close. When all of sudden Tara yakked all over the bonnet! Fcuking disgusting - bits of carrot shit everywhere - dripping down the wing .. over the lights - the license plate and the sweet aromatic smell of rotten shitty eggs. It was like The Exorcist - except it wasn't green! I didn't say anything at first!! I couldn't fucking believe it!!! She bloody heaved for England! She was well upset and tried to give me a kiss as a sorry .. but I was like abit "peeved" was disclined to aquiese to her request. The guy at the Shell garage in Bracknell - kinda gave me a funny look when I asked for a Jetwash token at 2am in the morning! might be a silly question but why would you take a supe to a do when theres free beer? .and im with jake on this one, should have had her over the bonnet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 If bird shit can rip car paint off like its not there I beleive you did the right thing geting that puke washed off straight away. Again damn good job it wasn't inside the car. I think after the non offer of the car wash money I would be tempted to stick me fingers down me neck and puke on him the tight b*st*rd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 I think after the non offer of the car wash money I would be tempted to stick me fingers down me neck and puke on him the tight b*st*rd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Yeah agreed, if she's anything like my other half who tenses up when she's being sick it feels.... oh hang on..... I think Ive said too much already.... Dude...man..seriously...you know? Her husband didn't even give me £5 for the jetwash either. Cheeky bastard like mofo! No need to feel guilty when you get apology sex then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted December 24, 2004 Author Share Posted December 24, 2004 Well I think, having a pissed married woman is bad enough - for me and the car. But driving the car to the jetwash .. when there is bits of vodka-blue tinged carrot crap sticking to their windscreen and sprayed over the bonnet. If it wasn't for my wipers going full belt - I wouldn't be able to see where I was going. At traffic lights - I felt a right plum, that's the only time I wished I didn't have an RSR. Got some well curious/funny looks. And that tight-fisted git of her husband, Lol @ Bryan! Maybe I should've asked him to take his dinner jacket off and used that as a cloth then gave it back to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kate Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 ewwww dats disgustin lol , i'd die of embarrasment if that was me! , id make her clean it lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted December 24, 2004 Author Share Posted December 24, 2004 i would of made her kiss me downstairs if you know what i mean So you've gone for the - Mistletoe wrapped round yer waist - pulling strategy ? How many kisses and how many slaps have you had ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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