jamesmark Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Hopefully not a repost, done a quick key word search. However as usual I don't care if it is. 50 Year Sex The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." Yes, she says, "I remember it well." OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!" A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks," I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, "This is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is." So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?" Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago, that wasn't an electric fence." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miko_supra Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 hahaha! never heard that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 very good!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Dont do it Michael Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missile Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Ha Ha Ha. Really good..... :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=68513 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markymark Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Errrrr, check this out : http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?p=838603 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Errrrr, check this out : http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?p=838603 Not the first time either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted November 23, 2007 Author Share Posted November 23, 2007 Errrrr, check this out : http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?p=838603post838603 You know I had it in the back of my mind that I posted it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Oh the shame - reposting yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miko_supra Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Oh the shame - reposting yourself. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted November 23, 2007 Author Share Posted November 23, 2007 Yeah am sooooooo embarrassed. Not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoff Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Top draw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Top draw. Do you mean like Man Utd 3 - Liverpool 3 a few years ago?? I think you meant top drawer mate! Cracking re-post btw..... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Thats excellent:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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