michael Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=141&t=466027&i=0 Basically the chaps neighbour has installed CCTV and likes to point it all at this blokes house, he's not happy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Worst "Look at me I have two sheds" thread.... EVER! rofl bookmarked that to see how it turns out. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluecoup Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 i hate posts like that just spent 20- mins reading it all very good though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 If someone had a camera looking into my 5 year olds bedroom, I go rip him a new ar--hole:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Clearly the solution is for you to dress up as a six year old girl (you know, really sexy), and strip off in the bedroom in question in an extremely suggestive manner. Your Columbo-mac-wearing neighbour won't believe his luck and will begin frantically knocking one out in his CCtv nerve centre ( aka 'shed'). Just as he begins to reach the end of his tether (watch for the shed door padlock rattling slightly), lean forward on the bed, whip off your knickers, revealing your swinging knackers and frankly hideously hairy brown-eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I'll have to read that one later! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Well that passed a few minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 "Clearly the solution is for you to dress up as a six year old girl (you know, really sexy)" Fukin what???, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 you have to read the thread to understand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted November 23, 2007 Author Share Posted November 23, 2007 "Clearly the solution is for you to dress up as a six year old girl (you know, really sexy)" Fukin what???, Out of context your comments are valid but in order to take them out of context you must have seen them *in* context... in which case I can't understand your issue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 "semi-amusing?"... I must be easily amused as I'm hooked for the next instalment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 That's what we never have on here now, a good story to read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted November 23, 2007 Author Share Posted November 23, 2007 "semi-amusing?"... I must be easily amused as I'm hooked for the next instalment. It was only half the thread it is now when I posted it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Out of context your comments are valid but in order to take them out of context you must have seen them *in* context... in which case I can't understand your issue? it was in this context: Clearly the solution is for you to dress up as a six year old girl (you know, really sexy), and strip off in the bedroom in question in an extremely suggestive manner. it clearly states "dress up as a six year old girl (you know, really sexy)" is that not him saying six year old girls dress sexy-ly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted November 23, 2007 Author Share Posted November 23, 2007 I think it's just missing a "rolls eyes" from the part in parentheses - he's not suggesting that a six year old is actually sexy, just that in the context of the neighbour being a potential paedo this would be the disguise to lure him into a trap and reflect the neighbours potential thoughts on the subject. YMMV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I think it's just missing a "rolls eyes" from the part in parentheses - he's not suggesting that a six year old is actually sexy, just that in the context of the neighbour being a potential paedo this would be the disguise to lure him into a trap and reflect the neighbours potential thoughts on the subject. YMMV oh i see! i wouldent of posted it if he just put a simple in, btw, whats YMMV mean? dont make me pm redm to ask him please, like i do everything else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted November 23, 2007 Author Share Posted November 23, 2007 Your Mileage May Vary - or "your opinion might not be the same as mine" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 i hate having to have shit explained all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted November 23, 2007 Author Share Posted November 23, 2007 i hate having to have shit explained all the time http://www.google.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 "semi-amusing?"... I must be easily amused as I'm hooked for the next instalment. For me, it was spoiled a little because the OP is a bit of cock. I think it was the gratuitous mention of his 4 bed detached and muay thai skillz that put me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 For me, it was spoiled a little because the OP is a bit of cock. I think it was the gratuitous mention of his 4 bed detached and muay thai skillz that put me off. True, but he seemed to be a little more self effacing after a while. On the subject of muay thai, I loved the comment of how eating rice and sticky curry could frighten anyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Apologies for dusting off an old thread but I just discovered this and it's a funny read for those that missed it first time round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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