CJ Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - - Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child ) HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 And the #1 Favorite is........ HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 I like the "I'd run home and play dead if a first date wasn't going well." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Lynz_ Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 I love that, especially you can tell if two people are married if there shouting at the same kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 where did you get this, any more? Might have to steal one or two for my speech... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexsum Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 most of these seem made up by an adult - just an old cynic, i know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Thats great "On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Fantastic, kind of explains why i'm not married (well that and the fact i'm only 8 years old ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveR Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 So wise... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 23, 2007 Author Share Posted November 23, 2007 I love that, especially you can tell if two people are married if there shouting at the same kids. That was my fav too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 23, 2007 Author Share Posted November 23, 2007 most of these seem made up by an adult - just an old cynic, i know. And that makes them less amusing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 23, 2007 Author Share Posted November 23, 2007 where did you get this, any more? Might have to steal one or two for my speech... They were emailed to me so no more sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexsum Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 And that makes them less amusing? well of course it does - the humour is based on naivety of kids not on adults pretending to be children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 23, 2007 Author Share Posted November 23, 2007 well of course it does - the humour is based on naivety of kids not on adults pretending to be children. Erm...ok. Maybe you need to take some "lighten up" pills and not take things so seriously eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 The #1 favourite is class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoff Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I like that, especially the last one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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