tbourner Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 A SNAIL WENT TO BUY A CAR, BUT ASKED TO HAVE A GIANT 'S' PAINTED ON IT, BECAUSE S STANDS FOR SNAIL AND SO EVERYONE WOULD KNOW IT WAS HIM. HE DROVE HIS S-CAR EVERYWHERE, WITH ALL HIS MATES IN THE BACK, AND EVERYONE WHO SAW IT LOVED IT. THEN ONE DAY A FRENCHMAN SAW HIM DRIVING ALONG AND SAID "WOW LOOK AT THAT SNAIL." dont know if some will get it but mad me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 THEN ONE DAY A FRENCHMAN SAW HIM DRIVING ALONG AND SAID "WOW LOOK AT THAT SNAIL." or, look at that s-car go!! (escargo) french for snail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Yip, wrong punchline Scott =op Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 shakes head in absolute disbelief at quality of joke, and getting the god damn punch line wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 or, look at that s-car go!! (escarco) french for snail Escargot!! Even...... That joke was in Trading Places with Eddie Murphy in 1982... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 not happy with just posting his own cracking jokes, Blackie also puts the right punchlines on others................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted November 20, 2007 Author Share Posted November 20, 2007 You guys are slow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 You guys are slow. Don't include me in that statement! I got it but it was poo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 i see, because its an old joke the punchline is deliberatly balls up and THATS THE JOKE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 You guys are slow. Don't include me in that statement! I got it but it was poo!! Im waiting for the gem of a twist that the punch line was correct for some odd, profound reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted November 20, 2007 Author Share Posted November 20, 2007 Actually I was taking the piss, the punchline was deliberate but that wasn't the joke. I'm offended that you lot think I would (un)intentionally post something so drivelous without a deeper meaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoff Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Very good, but i had to have it explained:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Actually I was taking the piss, the punchline was deliberate but that wasn't the joke. I'm offended that you lot think I would (un)intentionally post something so drivelous without a deeper meaning. I think it went down like a sack of shit because that joke is actually "a joke" if you put the punchline in, if it was just some made up stuff then we might have made a connection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted November 20, 2007 Author Share Posted November 20, 2007 I'm sure CoolsBlue has a joke in him somewhere as well, but like the 'proper' snail joke it's not really funny, hence the connection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 bet you're great to have about at a party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I'm sure CoolsBlue has a joke in him somewhere as well, but like the 'proper' snail joke it's not really funny, hence the connection. Yes mate! The Escargot punchline is terrible so I did find it faintly amusing that the French guy gave the punchline in English..... Still the test of a joke is whether I would have posted it or not and knowing this forum I wouldn't have bothered.... How about this then. (Repost) Two muffins in an oven. One says to the other "Christ it's hot in here!!" The other one says "Fook me! Another talking muffin"!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Two muffins in an oven. One says to the other "Christ it's hot in here!!" The other one says "Fook me! Another talking muffin"!! H. i like that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 bet you're great to have about at a party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted November 20, 2007 Author Share Posted November 20, 2007 Still the test of a joke is whether I would have posted it or not and knowing this forum I wouldn't have bothered.... Maybe it was too dry. We'll have to wait for Michael's reaction I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted November 20, 2007 Author Share Posted November 20, 2007 bet you're great to have about at a party In real life I am actually more sarcastic and dry than I am (usually) on here. Most people don't 'get' me either, at least I'm laughing inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Maybe it was too dry. We'll have to wait for Michael's reaction I suppose. i think it was too much of a sophisticated sence of humour for most of us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 i think it was too much of a sophisticated sence of humour for most of us well i laughed out of embarresment;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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