Nic Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 Are you going to have a mutiny on the plane? Have a good one Ewen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 I think this place will miss his madness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 Arrrghh...sunburn:D Oh, and I got it wrong...it was the Bahamas, not Bermuda. Oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Arrrghh...sunburn:D Oh, and I got it wrong...it was the Bahamas, not Bermuda. Oops. Ignorance is bliss.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Arrrghh...sunburn:D Oh, and I got it wrong...it was the Bahamas, not Bermuda. Oops. post some pics then chap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Welcome back dude. You'll be pleased to know that you only missed out on one Charlotte "Ewwwww" that I'm aware of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Welcome back fellow Celt - was it a good time had by all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 Welcome back fellow Celt - was it a good time had by all? Oh yes indeedy. I was living on Bahama Mamas for four days just in case it got boring but actually it was fantastic. Sunday night was the Carnival night...I lost the plot about 11pm and dont remember much after that other than some bint with big tits until I woke up near the hot tub wearing just my skiddies at about 3am. I checked for lipstick and teeth marks 'down there' in the morning and I thought Id got away with it. Monday night was the Pirate night. Unbelievable, absolutely off the scale. After everyone got chucked in the pool things got a little out of hand, never realised female pirates wore La Senza until then. I think I died about 4.30am. Tues was a beach party during the day, and the tux do in the evening. During the later hours I was informed of what and whom Id been up to on the Sunday night, with various witnesses and photo evidence. Ive let myself down, my wife down and you guys down...she was a heffer. Couple of pics of Stocking Island just off Exuma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 All I can say is, amazing.........you actually managed to pull eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 All I can say is, amazing.........you actually managed to pull eh? :pEr, no. The evidence clearly shows I was actually unconcious at the time. Assaulted and left for dead your honour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 :pEr, no. The evidence clearly shows I was actually unconcious at the time. Assaulted and left for dead your honour. After all, one man's heffer is another man's mermaid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 What did you do with this said heffer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 What did you do with this said heffer? Its ok, wifes watching IACGMOOH now. Actually, she was rather gorgeous. I didnt do anything as I can remember Charlotte, and my bits stop working after ten Bahama Mamas anyway so my concience is clear. The photos are open to interpretation, she may have been pretending to be singing into a mike. Besides, they dont show my face clearly and there were at least three other guys with severely white legs and knobbly knees there that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Funny stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Bring the pics for tomorrow Ewen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 LOL Welcome back. It sounds like you had a great time Ewen. Looking forward to hearing more tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 23, 2007 Author Share Posted November 23, 2007 .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyknox Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Close, but its Arrrmani. lmao! Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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