dazla Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Great, I've now got to go and poke out my minds eye Would it help if i said i threw the lot in the bog and didnt flush it, Waited for a scream off jemma to say theres a dead rat in the toilet:d God i'm disgusting:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 You didnt do the american pie thing then and hock your clipped pubes out the window Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 No mate. I just like to leave big clumps around the house to scare the other half. Its rat infested in my house:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 When cooking a pizza in the oven remember to put it on a baking tray first, otherwise it ends up disintigrating into a big sloppy pile of pizza mush...still edible though I learned via my "better" half that you really ought to take the polystyrene base off the bottom of a pizza before putting it in the oven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erol_h Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 I learnt that when you text in for a compertition its a waiste of time and they f*ck you over. They automatically sign you up for a ringtone company when all you wanted to do is enter a compertition to win a car and then i get a £12 bill becuase they sent me some texts for ringtones how nice of them to ask my permission bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 i have learnt nothing:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyb10supra Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 that gore-tex jackets really are the way forward in the cold weather even though they cost an arm and a leg to buy!! and that the royal mail are as suspected shit with a capital S.....bollocks to there strikes for more pay, thats the last support they get from me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caseys Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 In a human to human interaction, 90% of communication rely on body language and only 10% based on actual words. to me its like Fu** can be said in many different ways to express different meaning, my favorite is fu** ? I thought it was meant to be a mix of body language (70%?), how you say it (20%?) and what you actually say is 10%... I learnt today that instead of staring down fibre optics at work to check if there's a shortwave signal I should just put a piece of white paper in front of it.... Oh and don't worry kids, it's only the Longwave lasers that burn your retinas out. Like the ones my friend had in her eye surgery - if an eye takes too long (20 seconds instead of 2) you start to smell as well as hear your eyeball sizzling/cooking. Mmm. Lasers - just say KERPOWW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 That there is a lot of holes in my story when explaining to my 'better' half that we need a second car to the Supra for practicality........... only to go on and buy another TT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 That one shouldn't 'ride' their bike... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burna Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 That while at a party diving OUT of a hot tub and bouncing down the steps and eventually landing on the decking will generate the comedy effect that you thought it might, but it will also cover most of your body in huge painful purple and black bruises I've also learned that there's a limit to how much you should drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 That while at a party diving OUT of a hot tub and bouncing down the steps and eventually landing on the decking will generate the comedy effect that you thought it might, but it will also cover most of your body in huge painful purple and black bruises I've also learned that there's a limit to how much you should drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 That there is a lot of holes in my story when explaining to my 'better' half that we need a second car to the Supra for practicality........... only to go on and buy another TT Been there done that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Some people on here really scare me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandy-m2 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 MAC OS X wont run in Vmware - maybe i'm the only one that matters to however! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 15, 2007 Author Share Posted November 15, 2007 I've learned that buying cheap Skype phones is not a very wise thing to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 I've learnt that you should always brace a locked door with a chair when you are about to make love to your bicycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 16, 2007 Author Share Posted November 16, 2007 I just had another lesson. If you are right handed, don't try to wet shave your head using your left hand. Ouch and lots of red stuff ensues! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 I'm left handed but I've never tried to shave my head, I'm taking notes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 16, 2007 Author Share Posted November 16, 2007 I'm left handed but I've never tried to shave my head, I'm taking notes. This past week, I have found that I can do many things left handed Welcome back BTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 i have learned that insurance companies like to scratch each others backs,to keep pay outs as low as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 I'd be distraught without my right hand and the internet. I was my right hand Ed, but as I am ambidextrous, I will get by so Colin, Lets get this right! You CAN have a tommy tank with your left hand but NOT shave your nogin. hummmm,.... Its the same action Col, just a different location. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 I have learnt this week that people are wrapped up in their own freakin world and dont really give a rats about anyone else. Its all a case of I am alright thank you very much. me me freakin me all the time. Oh and 90% of the time BMW drivers in Herefordshire do not realise that they have indicators stuck on each corner of their car and that the rest of the driving population isn't freaking mind blooody readers. And that 97 year old Skoda drivers should look where they are going when they are about to embark on a journey round a freaking mini bloody roundabout. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!1!11!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 16, 2007 Author Share Posted November 16, 2007 so Colin, Lets get this right! You CAN have a tommy tank with your left hand but NOT shave your nogin. hummmm,.... Its the same action Col, just a different location. Tis true Ed but I can look at what I am doing whilst Choking Kojak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sted Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 I have learnt this week that people are wrapped up in their own freakin world and dont really give a rats about anyone else. Its all a case of I am alright thank you very much. me me freakin me all the time. Oh and 90% of the time BMW drivers in Herefordshire do not realise that they have indicators stuck on each corner of their car and that the rest of the driving population isn't freaking mind blooody readers. And that 97 year old Skoda drivers should look where they are going when they are about to embark on a journey round a freaking mini bloody roundabout. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!1!11!!!!! That's a lot to learn in a week and a bloody bad week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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