Havard Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Not sure if this NWS or just not the done thing but I need to get this off my chest. I played football tonight and about 10 mins into the game I was struck in the "Netherlands" () with a leather size 5 Nike ball travelling at a terrific velocity!! I would have said I was hit in the the gonads but it did my "little man" more damage than anything! I am sat here having a brew in a lot of pain and discomfort! Every time I pull the elastic of my shorts out I am greeted with a view similar to this.......... http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/8210/purplebulpcp9.png H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Can't Mrs. H give it the kiss of life or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Ian Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 ooooooooooooooooochh thats gotta hurt !! ...was the kicker of the ball paid by the supra wags by any chance LOL Cheers -Ian- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Welcome to my world big fella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 13, 2007 Author Share Posted November 13, 2007 Can't Mrs. H give it the kiss of life or something? No unfortunately as I have used that tactic before!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Fair play to the bloke that did it. Hitting a target like that is akin to when Luke Skywalker hit the thermal exhaust port. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uk-rich Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 when i was much younger i used to play alot of squash, and was reasonable it at it. had a match with a bloke who hit that b@stard ball harder than anyone i knew. i turned to see him smash the ball straight into my goolies, lucky for me the full blast was taken by winkle and my plums were not injured still took about 15 mins to get my breath though ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 13, 2007 Author Share Posted November 13, 2007 Fair play to the bloke that did it. Hitting a target like that is akin to when Luke Skywalker hit the thermal exhaust port. I'd have imagined if it was deliberate he'd have gone for my head..... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 I'd have imagined if it was deliberate he'd have gone for my head..... H. Nah! No skill involved in hitting a big target. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 when i was much younger i used to play alot of squash, and was reasonable it at it. had a match with a bloke who hit that b@stard ball harder than anyone i knew. i turned to see him smash the ball straight into my goolies, lucky for me the full blast was taken by winkle and my plums were not injured still took about 15 mins to get my breath though ! I've been hit in the kidneys by someone going all out with a squash ball. Hurt like hell and the bruise hung around for a week or two. I'd hate to think how much it'd hurt taking a direct hit like that though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 13, 2007 Author Share Posted November 13, 2007 Nah! No skill involved in hitting a big target. I meant the dick on it.... Got some ice now...........ooooooohhh......aaaaaaaaaahhh!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Thats nasty:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 14, 2007 Author Share Posted November 14, 2007 Thats nasty:D It's a bit better this morning and to be honest I was quite enjoying the swelling!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 It's a bit better this morning and to be honest I was quite enjoying the swelling!! H. Masochist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 It's a bit better this morning and to be honest I was quite enjoying the swelling!! H. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadburys Purple Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 14, 2007 Author Share Posted November 14, 2007 Thanks for the support Geth!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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